Ron: I am Ron and Ron's cool! I am Ron and Ron rules! I'm a folder filled to the brim with spicy, tasty memes!

BF: Boyfriend here, I love to sing! Wanna see what you bring to the battlefield, rofl up my copter til I scream!

Ron: Y u no ask sooner buddy? Here comes dat boi with the funny! Take your pick of maymays cept the ones with laydays!

BF: Wow, this is a sweet collection! Guess I'll make a few selections! Savin' a couple to send to Pico and my girlfriend!

Ron: We've been over this! No way! No women! None of them deserve thе memes I'm brimmin' with! They'd just go bе sexy in-

(Duet 1)
Ron: -stead! Check your head!
BF: C'mon, cool it man, gf is chill! If you don't think she'll laugh at memes, she will! I just don't get why girls make you ill!
(End of duet)

BF: Hey, wait up, what's that I see? Peeking out real secretly...

(Duet 2)
BF: I think that I'll get a closer look, and peel it back...
Ron: Hey you don't need to see that one, so put it back!
(End of duet)

Ron: Not you too! I had hope! Just another lost dope starin' long-faced at stupid women, they got your brain hacked!

BF: There's so many to purvey... Seems a little strange to say you hate women like you do then hide their pics away!
Ron: I didn't put them there before! Once I was all memes, but soon they stored a hundred million women pictures in my head and begged me for more!

(Duet 3)
Ron: They're all your girl with new clothes in new worlds but like twenty percent of them are titled "Lullaby Girlfriend"!
BF: Now I see why you're filled with hate! Your meme-viewing friends can't get a date! So they stuffed you with girlfriend pictures to stare at when nights get real late!
(End of Duet)

Ron: How couldn't I hate that? I had bros! But your girl wears a new hat, there they go to shun my pics of cats and stare at

(Duet 4)
Ron: those! Feelin' low!
BF: Man, you gotta toss them! It's your folder! Who needs gf pics? I get to hold her! Don't give women the cold shoulder!
(End of Duet)
(Duet 5)
Ron and BF: Yeah, that duel was okay! Well-worth rapping today!
BF: Now you can set your storage boundaries
Ron: Now I can set my storage boundaries
Ron and BF: In a real cool way!