Monster:
The line of fact and fiction’s blurring
To the point that you can’t even tell
What is real?
What is false?
What is anything at all?
My favorite kind of living hell!

Boy:
You've crossed the line that you're referring
Here's a vermin we're tasked to repel

Girl:
Keep him safe
And keep him
And keep you from doing him harm
And when the night is over
We'll break your spell!

Monster:
Now you see me
Now you don’t
Now I’m in your head
Complicated superstitions hanging by a thread!

Girl:
We don't
Boy:
Wanna

Girl:
See you

Boy:
In the

Girl:
First place

Boy:
Get out

Girl:
Get lost

Boy:
Or you'll

Girl:
Pay the cost

Boy:
We're not
Girl:
About to

Boy:
Let you

Girl:
Frighten

Boy:
The boss!

Monster:
There’s nothing wrong with a bit of traumatizing

Boy:
You won't lay a finger on the kid we're tasked with supervising!

Monster:
Small pinch of fear shouldn’t be that paralyzing

(Same Time)
Girl:
The sun is rising
And we're advising
Monster:
Unless
Girl:
"Leave!"
Monster:
I feel like it should be
;)
(Not Same Time)
Lemon Monster:
I’d ask to tell me all his secrets
So I’d never come to disappoint
Pull his teeth
Prick his eyes
And make sure that he’s alive
Or maybe rip out all his joints

Girl:
Your words could never hurt
They're no threat
And your sticks and stones?
Here's our counterpoint!

Boy:
There's no way we'll let you touch him
Gonna leave this room in crutches
You're no "boogieman"
From our standpoint!

Lemon Monster:
None will listen
None will care
No one will believe
Keep these moments locked inside you
Till the day you grieve

Boy:
Can it!

Girl:
Shut it!

Boy:
We don't

Girl
Need you

Boy:
We will

Girl:
Beat you

Boy:
Send you

Girl:
Packing

Boy:
Out the door

Girl:
No more

Boy:
We're tired

Girl:
Of you

Boy:
Thirstin'

Girl:
For gore!

Monster:
There’s nothing wrong with a bit of traumatizing

Girl:
We SO are not. gonna let you do that while we're supervising

Monster:
Small pinch of fear shouldn’t be that paralyzing

Boy:
It ain't surprising
We're still advising
That you just beat it!

Monster:
I’m not what you call your average kind of scary!

Girl:
Agreed, you're not

Boy:
(Not scary!)

Girl:
Just a

Boy:
Bully

Girl:
We're to

Boy:
Parrty

Monster:
No need to yell, it’s all imaginary!

Boy:
Don't push your luck

Girl:
Or it's gonna suck

(Same Time)
Boy and Girl:
In three
Monster:
Unless I feel it shouldn’t be…

(Not Same Time)
Boy and Girl:
Two...
One...
GO ! ! !

Monster:
Oh. Okay