[Spoken - Rouxls]
Oheth! Customerst! Welcome to my Hip Shop!
[Verse 1 - Rouxls]
Ho, lowlye worms!
It appearst we meet again
Under friendlyer terms, to meet mine unfriendlye ends!
I'm a mere salesmann, but a simple shoppekeepere
Sellinge bits and bobs til I can paye offe the reaper!
[Verse 2 - Rouxls]
Have a cup of my rouxls roux, you'll find that I've fooledst youx!
Youx've emptied your wallets and you've all helped me to doom youx!
[Verse 3 - Rouxls]
To a grislye death!
But thе Roux ist quite good, yes?
You seem scared, lost and confusеd, don't feel accosted and used
For my fine delicacy elegantely leaves you bemused
As you examine the flavours, thine end comest for thou, saviors!
[Verse 3 - Rouxls]
You'll be sittinge ducks displaying so much knavely behaviore!
Chewe and panique all maniqueallye, I might showe some humanitye
If you're properlye fearfull towards me and fanninge my vanitye!
So be real, how is it, guyse?
[Verse 4 - Rouxls, "Ralsei"
"Worm-filled?"
Youst noticede!
I'm also stockinge some axese and scarf-y thingse
That you surely have no use for and I'm putting up no Rouxe for
And are totallie not suitable to make thine foese vamoose forre
So just stoppeth with thine queries and at last give up the goose for
My Roux!
Yes, my glorious roux! Buye it, eate it, and befouxr longe I'll make mincemeate of youx!
[Spoken - Rouxls, "Ralsei"]
...Youst really wantst that scarf, huh?
Fine...It ist yourse
"Thank you!"
NO. THANK YOU. GEH HA HAAA!
"So, what exactly were you planning to buy with that money to kill us with?"
I don't know