(Peppino, *Gerome,* **Forknight,** ***Pizzaface,*** ***CHEESLIME,*** **PEPPINO AND FORKNIGHT**)

[Peppino, spoken.]
Okey-dokey.
Three hours-a.
Dozens of attempts-a.
All-a-da-toppins.
…Unfortunately-a, Gerome.

[Gerome, spoken.]
*Forgettin' the secret treasure?*
*That's a paddlin'.*

[Peppino, spoken.]
Keepin'-a-da combo by [hitting cheeslime] ANY MEANS NESSECARY.

[Cheeslime, spoken.]
***WHY CAN I FEEL PAIN I'M JUST CHEESE***

[Peppino, spoken.]
All that's left is-a-da second lap…
THEN THE P-RANK IS-A MINE!
Let's-a go.

[Peppino, sung.]
Pizza time might shake me to my core
But this chef is dead-set on a high score!
Will I perish?
Probably, for sure…
But the danger's half of the allure…
Stay calm…
No fear…
Just one more try!
Run fast…
Through here…
OH MY GOD MORE STUPID FORKNIGHT GUYS…
[Peppino and Forknight, sung.]
**At arms, soldiers, gather up thе crew!** (Focus!)
(Watch out!)
**I can sense a foе we can bump into!** (Can't just plow through!)
**Raise your forks, you all know what to do…** (No need)
(To shout…)
**WAIT, IS THAT YOU?!**
**Please don't kill me, I know that I stunned** (You have)
(Led to)
**You fifty times, it was all in good fun!** (Countless failed runs!)
**I'll back off, just don't hit me a ton..** (I will)
(Launch you)
**INTO THE SUN!**

[Peppino, sung.]
Don't-a stop think, it's way too absurd…
All this for a big letter P?
Comboing-a-stinks, I feel like a nerd…
So why does this matter to me?
It won't make me rich, won't earn any more…
But this is about-a my pride!
I just gotta ditch this guy at the door
And grab the treasure inside!

[Peppino and Gerome, spoken.]
Ok, Gerome.
Your time to-
ARE YOU EATING ON-A THE JOB?!
*Relax, I'm on break.*
*I took my 15.*
Seconds?
*Minutes.*
I CAN'T-A WAIT THAT LONG!
[Peppino, sung.]
Got it…
Nabbed it…
Now to descend…
Though I
Grabbed it…
I'm still only halfway to the end!
Don't-a stop and think, you're in too deep-dish
To bail on your 56th run…
What a huge timesink, Marone!
I wish I knew why I'm still having fun…
I'm-a in the zone!
A vessel of death
Like a train with no brakes that can't stop!
All the skills I've honed will carry my quest…
Wait, there's two seconds left on the clock!?

[Peppino and Pizzaface, sung.]
***HAH HAH HAH HAH!***
***Peppino!***
***You're mine!***
***You've taken far too much time***
***For a simple jog to the exit door***
***HEY, hang on, what are you laughing for?***
***Don't tell me this is your second lap…***
***You're still obsessed with that P-rank crap?***
***You know I'm gonna blow your site to smithereens tommorow, right?***
***There's so many worlds that you haven't even seen***
***Like a forest full of gnomes where your clothes are green!***
***A desert saloon!***
***A planet full of cheese!***
***Five nights at Freddy's, is this where you wanna be?***
***But you're on the first floor, letting all that disappear***
***Just for bragging rights to bagging slightly flawless clears…***
***If that's how you want it, go ahead and have a ball***
***But you'll soon find out what you wanted you don't want at all…***
Yet here you are, chasing after me
Just complaining I'm remaining, should I stay for lap 3?
I could, know the level like the top of my head
And it's just-a as barren, all the enemies are dead!
The door's in sight, I'll win-a the race
I don't care-a what it takes, I'm never pumpin' on the brakes!
I'm a master of this level on a level that you'll never know
So revel in my taunts and throws
Now eat my crust 'cos
You're too slow!
Almost…
Made it…
I'm-a gonna win!
I can…
Taste it…
All that's left to do is step on in!
[Peppino, sung to the tune of the P-rank song.]
Look at me, world!
I'm the picture of perfection!
Combo completion, a flawless food and points collection!
Perfect muscle memory has given me a massive, gleaming-

[Forknight and Peppino, spoken.]
**aaaaAAAAAA-**
(thud.)
…S?
Aha….ahahah… **(Heh?)**
Ahahahaha…. **(Heh heh heh…)**
Ahaha- **(Heh heh heh h-)**
AAAAAAAAAUUGHHHH! **(-eAAAAAAHHHH!)**