[Amanda]
Welcome to Amanda’s house!

[Wooly]
We baked a pie, let’s take it out!

[Amanda]
Wooly, Wow! this pie looks great!

[Wooly]
Let’s sing a song to celebrate!

[Amanda]
We learned it!

[Wooly]
We learned it!
The time just flew right by!

[Amanda]
We learned to find a sharp knife and cut apples for a pie!

[Wooly]
We learned sometimes it’s best not to use sharp knives on your own!

[Amanda]
We learned sometimes there is no other choice when you’re alone
[Wooly]
We learned it

[Amanda]
We learned it!

[Wooly]
But now it’s time to go!

[Amanda]
Come visit us for real next time!

[Wooly]
Or maybe don’t, yknow?

Wait, why are we cooking the pie agai-

[Wooly/Amanda]
AAAH!

[Wooly]
I don’t know what you’re doing
But you’d better call it quits!
The path that you’re pursuing won’t end well for pacifists
I only want to help you, and I’m doing what I can
But find more tapes and you’ll create a sacrificial lamb
You Found it? You found it
I thought I stopped your quest
But Amanda the Adventurer just got a new houseguest
You’ve opened a Pandora's box that’s not easy to shut
So hurry up and write this down before our signal’s-

[Amanda]
We learned it

[Wooly]
We learned it!

[Amanda]
Do you really have to go?

[Wooly]
I think it’s best they leave us be

[Amanda]
Wooly, im gonna-
Wooly, it’s your birthday?
Have this card, I didn’t know!

[Wooly]
You’re back again?
What’s wrong with you?
I had her all contained
It’s not just curiosity that gets the kitten maimed
I’m running out of options but I’ll do the best I can
Please stop before someone winds up a sacrificial lamb
[Amanda]
I learned it! I learned it!
I learned a lot today!
Like how silly Daddy Chickens let their Chicks be led astray!
I learned nobody comes to help the kitten when it weeps
And when all hope is lost they’re weak and speechless
Just like sheep!

[Wooly]
BAAA! BAAA!

[Amanda]
I learned it all real well!
So won’t you stay and learn with me in this degrading hell?

[Wooly]
-lo hello?
Can you hear me?
Please, listen to me
This is your last chance to leave
Whatever you do don-

[Amanda]
Will you help the lonely kitten?
You’ve only got one shot
There’s not much time, the meat is prime
But everything will rot
You learned it, I learned it
So this time, I’ll help you!
*Gasp*
The kitten caught another mouse it never wanted to

You learned it

[Wooly]
You learned it

[Amanda]
It’s out of my control

[Wooly]
I guess there’s gotta be worse places you could rest your soul

[Amanda]
You learned it

[Wooly]
You learned it
I’ve done all that I can
But you were always bound to be

[Amanda]
But you were always bound, like me

[Wooly/Amanda]
So step into your destiny
Poor Sacrificial Lamb