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Fall Guys WITH LYRICS THE MUSICAL - Everybody Falls (Fall Guys Theme Song) Song Parody
[Intro]
Hop in, gather up all your skills and confidence
Put your rubber suit on, cover it in nonsense
All of life's a course and the people obstacles
Bubbly combatants colored like popsicles
[Pre-Chorus]
59 strangers you'll probably never meet
Grabbin, Fallin' runnin' on their 6-foot feet
In the very end, only one can qualify
GET READY FOR SOME FALL GUYS
[Chorus]
IT'S A RACE TO THE CROWN
ADORABLE AND WORLD-RENOWNED
ULTIMATE OVERNIGHT SUCCESS
SEEMS THAT PEOPLE LIKE FAILING, GEE, WHO WOULDA GUESSED!
[Verse 1]
So yeah, you're gonna die a lot
Always seem to fall when you're in a shaky spot
Movin' cross the see-saw, makin your way
But here comes 30 other guys who don't know how to play
[Verse 2]
Breakin' through some doors, go headfirst, it'll be fine
Tryin' on your own really helps shave down your timе
Just don't pick a fake one, punishment for rushin'
Gеt disqualified and a minor concussion
[Verse 3]
Enter whirlygig, and attempt to dodge in vain
Get hit by the blades, take the side-path, feel the pain
If that one's too tough, give the Dizzy Heights a whirl
Spin your way to victory, tryin not to hurl
[Verse 4]
Rise above the slime, dunk a foe into the mud
Giant pit of sugary pastel fall guy blood
Dodge the falling fruit on your path, run, jump and hide
Five servings a day keeps a fall guy qualified
[Verse 5]
Got a fear of clocks? Then you'll hate the hit parade
Giant pendulums for your fall guy to evade
Then there's the gate crash
(pause)
Yeah, more like WAIT crash...
[Verse 6]
Jump over the pole or it will smack your face
Can't taste victory without a sense of taste
[Verse 7]
Time to match some fruit, keep watch until it's gone
Or just run to the space everybody's on
[Verse 8]
Rolling stretches of pitfalls rotate around
Who knows where you end up if you fall on down
[Verse 9]
Grab some eggs for your basket from other beans
Pray you're actually playing on even teams
[Verse 10]
Oh god, it's tail tag, they're it!
C'mon, run faster, run away, quick
Everyone's tryin to grab you
And those tag tails really don't stick
[Verse 11]
Left, right, find somewhere to hide
Under the beams and slime slides
Someone else wants that tail, though...
IT'SA ME, MARIO
OH NO!
[Verse 12]
Are you havin fun? I hope you are
Seems a little crazy but it's not all too bizzare
Crabs in a barrel, guys in a maze
Bouncy Murder beans are the new gaming craze
[Bridge]
Victory's our sole calling
Winning makes us feel, so
When we're falling
Know The pain is REAL
[Chorus]
But look! Up there! It's the crown! So take it!
In the ultimate race! you'll make it!
You've waited hours for this, don't waste it!
Bolt for the finish, get there in first place!
[Outro]
Everyone else playing sucks and everyone else playing can die, so make them!
Push those peasants to the curb, forsake them!
Now just touch that crown and you're the best fall guy!