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Perfect Pepper
[I apologize for anything I've misspelt, my keyboard is broken and I am planning on buying a new one. Thank you!]

Intro:
>Pepperman
Welcome, Peppino...
To your final fight!

>Peppino
Actually, uh...
This is the first-a one...

>Pepperman
HE MADE ME THE BEGINNER BOSS?!
BUT I'M PERFECT!!!
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Song:
>Pepperman
Bright red skin
A stunning gaze
Pearl white teeth
And muscles for days

The time is ripe
For victory
The seeds of your destruction have grown into me!
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>Peppino [Spoken]
You gonna fight or flatter yourself?
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>Pepperman [Sung]
Oh, poor Peppino...
The writing's on the wall!
You won't even last a round
With this belle pepper on the ball!
There's but a singlе choice that you've got left to makе
Perish to my shoulder or my cake?

>Peppino [Spoken]
What are you talking about?

(PEPPERMAN GETS CHEEKY)

>Pepperman [Sung]
Now don't despair
For your defeat
Will be a feat
To show the world
Pepperman makes it less mephitic

And even if the masses
Toss me out of their art classes
At least I'll have one less rude critic!

(PEPPARY)

A perfect pepper never falters
A perfect pepper never frights

A perfect pepper never alters its direction
PSYCH!!!
That's why perfection
Finds this perfect pepper in its sights...
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Spoken:
>Peppino
Ugh... you tricked-a me there...
But that won't work-a twice!
>Pepperman
Another tricky move is sure to
AUGH WHY DIDN'T IT WORK TWICE?!

>Peppino [Spoken]
I just-a told you it wouldn't!
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>Pepperman [Sung]
This isn't possible...
This cannot be...
I'm a living, breathing legend!
So what is wrong with me?!

My skills are failing
To leave their mark
YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE THIS PEPPER IN THE DARK!

>Peppino [Spoken]
You're-a doing the same attacks *AGAIN!*

>Pepperman [Sung]
No way I'm out of touch!
It's the Pie-Men who are wrong!
Repation means so much
To art, battle and songs!
Why paint a different subject
When there's nothing to improve?
Why ever learn more than four perfect moves?

>Peppino [Sung]
Look, Pepperman...
I understand
That change is strange
And very scary
Like a giant death-a ray...

But ain't it worth a try
To bit your old routine goodbye
And do something different for a day?

>Pepperman [Spoken]
HERESY!!!

(PEPPINOPE)

>Pepperman [Sung]
A perfect pepper never varies
A perfect pepper never shifts

A perfect pepper never caries doubt
Rejection, out!
I know perfection
Is this perfect pepper's perfect gift

>Peppino [Spoken]
Rejection?
Wait, are you still hung up about-a the sign?

>Pepperman [Sung]
Did you think that I would forget the way
My heart was broken on the day
You said my opus wouldn't sell?

Above the store
It'd drive in customers galore!
So what if I'm a minor part as well?

It's only fair
I drag you down with me
Into this hell...

(PEPPILLAR)

A perfect pepper shows no mercy
A perfect pepper shows no grace

A perfect pepper shows that Pizza Face's selection
Demonstrates perfection!
As I but this snob into his place...
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Spoken:
>Pepperman
OH MY GOODNESS!
Who sculpted this beauty of a bod?
Michelangelo?
Donatello?

>Peppino
Peppino!

>Pepperman
Uh oh