Jason Voorhees: Running from me,
Is like treading water,
Revenge is so sweet,
Avenging my mother,

My machete,
Is ready to slaughter,
Your body drips clean,
Now there’s blood in the water,

Momma I love you,
Why don’t you talk to me,
Ever since that night, when,
That girl cut you it made me,

Angry and vengeful,
Stupid girl hurt my momma,
And those teens left me drowning,
I gotta make them all suffer,

Running from me,
Is like treading water,
Revenge is so sweet,
Avenging my mother,

My machete,
Is ready to slaughter,
Your body drips clean,
Now there’s blood in the water,
NOW THERE'S BLOOD IN THE WATER!! X2
Slice clean, through teens,
My daily routine,
Crush skulls easily,
Pitch fork through the spleen,

Obscene
And Unseen
Very mean
Killing machine

BF: geez i love camping in that place by a while.

GF: hey Boyfriend, we should go skinny dipping for a while.

BF: are you sure about that? because someone gonna see us..

GF: relax, i'm sure no one is gonna disturb us.

BF: wow this is cool oh my god WHAT IS THAT!!

GF: Looks like it's a big hockey masked evil man, RUN BOYFRIEND RUN LET'S LEAVE OUR CLOTHES BEHIND!

BF: OH MY GOD, I DON'T WANNA DIE!!

Jason Voorhees: Running from me,
Is like treading water,
Revenge is so sweet,
Avenging my mother,
My machete,
Is ready to slaughter,
Your body drips clean,
Now there’s blood in the water,
NOW THERE'S BLOOD IN THE WATER!! X2

Slice clean, through teens,
My daily routine,
Crush skulls easily,
Pitch fork through the spleen,

Obscene
And Unseen
Very mean
Killing machine

You cannot run
You cannot hide
You might try fight
But I don’t die

The final girl’s startled
She knows there’s no chance
The only way to beat me is using intelligence

Imitating Pamela!
The kids looking like a mirror!
Now there’s blood in the,
Now there’s blood in the,
Now there’s blood in the water,

Slice clean, through teens,
My daily routine,
Crush skulls easily,
Pitch fork through the spleen,

Obscene
And Unseen
Very mean
Killing machine