[CAINE]
Good mornin'!
How you doin'?
Come out and play!

[ZOOBLE, spoken]
*HONK* off. 

[CAINE]
The sun is shinin' and the moon is bright
And the tent is bustin' with pseudo-life!
Let's get goin'
Better hustle
Wipe the sleep away!

[BUBBLE]
Wakey-Wakey!

[CAINE]
It's gonna be a wonderful day after day
After day after day after day!

[POMNI, spoken]
Is he…like this every morning?

[JAX, spoken]
Eeeyup. 
[RAGATHA, spoken]
We'd all be tired of it… if we could be tired. 

[CAINE]
For today's adventure
My Artificial Mind
Shall send you on a quest that transcends
Space and thought and slime!

[POMNI, spoken]
Slime?

[CAINE]
I'd love to tell you morе
But I just haven't got the time
So just makе your way to the carnival
And you'll be just fine!

[JAX, spoken]
No we won't. 

[KINGER, spoken]
WE WON'T?!

[RAGATHA, spoken]
Sure we will, Kinger! …right, Pomni?
[POMNI, spoken]
Y-Yeah?

[CAINE]
Good mornin'!
How you doin'?
Come out and play!

[Zooble, spoken]
*HONK* you. 

[CAINE]
The sun is shinin' and the moon is bright
And the tent is bustin' with pseudo-life!
Let's get goin'
Better hustle
Wipe the sleep away!

[BUBBLE]
Eggs N' Bakey!

[CAINE]
It's gonna be a wonderful day after day
After day after day after day!

[RAGATHA, spoken]
Please, no more slime adventures…
[GANGLE, spoken]
It got all over my comedy mask…

[JAX, spoken]
Hey, at least it's actually funny now. 

[CAINE]
For today's adventure
My Artificial Brain
Shall send you on a journey
Through mysterious terrain

[KINGER, spoken]
Okay…

[CAINE]
I'd love to tell you more, but that would spoil all the pain

[POMNI, spoken]
Oh god…

[CAINE]
You people like pain, right?
I'll set up a big fight
Just leave it to Caine!

[POMNI, spoken]
Can I…not go on this one?

[KINGER, spoken]
Better ya go there than crazy…

[JAX, spoken]
Yeah, that's Kinger's job. 

[CAINE]
Good mornin'!
How you doin'?
Come out and play!

[CAINE]
The sun is shinin' and the moon is bright
And the tent is bustin' with pseudo-life!
Let's get goin'
Better hustle
Wipe the sleep away!

[BUBBLE]
Yo-de-le—

[CAINE]
It's gonna be a wonderful day after day
After day after day after-
Day after day after day after day after-
Day after day after day after day after-
Day after day after...

[GANGLE, spoken]
Oh no. Caine's skipping again…

[JAX, spoken]
Can you believe this, Pomni?

[POMNI, thinking]
…How many days have I been here?
There was the gloinks, and the slime and the pain, and...
The gloinks, and…did I already say that?

[RAGATHA, spoken]
Can you…do something about this, Jax?

[JAX, spoken]
Okay. 

[CAINE]
—day!

(spoken)
Oh. Um… Thanks. 

[JAX, spoken]
My pleasure. 

[CAINE]
For today's adventure, I'm actually kinda stumped…
I thought I'd sing that line awhile until a concept jumped…
But I can't let you get all down in existential dumps…
Don't turn into sad sacks
Or you just might abstract
And—

[RAGATHA, spoken]
Hey, Caine…What if we just…chill around the tent today?

[CAINE, spoken]
That's a great idea, Ragatha! People love Ice!

[CAINE, spoken]
Enjoy!

[POMNI, spoken]
You know…this is actually…kind of okay—

[KINGER, spoken]
Ah!