[Verse 1]
Dear God
Oh, won't you send me someone sweet?
So I can face calamity
Oh, won't you send me someone sweet?

[Verse 2]
Oh, Lord
Oh, would you send me someone warm
So I can weather this storm?
Oh, won't you send me someone warm?

[Pre-Chorus]
'Cause all my friends have seemed to found the one
To make the end of everything more fun

[Chorus]
So, send me someone cute with whom
I can parachute
From this unpleasant truth
Help me to escape this dismal fate

[Verse 3]
Oh, Lord
Oh, would you send me someone quick
So I can have an accomplice
During the apocalypse?