[Intro]
(straight men suck!)
(straight up)
(that's salad is ... totally grossing me out)
God hates f*gs
(hey queens!)
God hates f*gs!
(I've completely lost my appetite)
God hates f*gs
(f*gs only)

[Chorus]
No dairy no meat
Just pussy and feet
Cocaine is a treat
Nutritional yeast

No dairy no meat
Just pussy and feet
Cocaine is a treat
Nutrition is key

No dairy no meat
Just pussy and feet
Cocaine is a treat
Nutritional yeast
No dairy no meat
Just pussy and feet (yuh)
Cocaine is a treat (yuh)
Nutrition is key

[Verse 1]
You know I can eat her better
Then buy her favorite sweater
Whether chillin' in the nether
Or I bind her with somе tethers
It's not that hard to pleasе her
I touch her and I tease her
I eat her like some Caesar
Cuz I'm not a fucking geezer
Vagitarian, I'm plant-based
Drunk on pussy, yeah I'm shit-faced
Stay in first, I'm never last place
Go so hard I got her in a backbraced (yuh, yuh)

Lactose free, I still make her cream
No dairy no meat
Got her in the backseat
Eating hella beans and flickin' them too
I get my protein and then make her cum through
To my place, got that tempeh not that steak
When I take her on a date we so vegan
We eat dates for desert then we mate
No cruelty we gyrate
(yuh, yuh)
Just pussy and feet, only fungi that I eat
Got PETA on speed dial and I'm makin' her smile
Like Goldfish, but no cheese
Then we chantin' "save the bees!" (buzz)
Never drinkin' cow milk only sucking that silk
Drinking straight nut from my bitch in the trees
Horniest barbarian
I'm a straight vagitarian

[Chorus]
No dairy no meat
Just pussy and feet
Cocaine is a treat
Nutritional yeast

No dairy no meat
Just pussy and feet
Cocaine is a treat
Nutrition is key

No dairy no meat
Just pussy and feet
Cocaine is a treat
Nutritional yeast

No dairy no meat
Just pussy and feet
Cocaine is a treat
Nutrition is key
[Verse 2]
If she doesn't played Minecraft
She's not getting' on this strap
I lead her to the mine, then she's commits a crime
She killed this little pig and I snapped her like a twig
Got a new bitch and I'm lickin' up her clit
I be farming all this wheat
She been vegan for a week
If she doesn't fuck with tofu or any of these Whole Foods
She's eatin' lot's of meat then her pussy really stinks
(If she ain't zero waste away then she can't cum on my face)

I get lot's of bitches cuz I always eat my spinach
I take my B-12 supplement, I give your bitch a compliment
I stay reducing plastic, our morning sex orgasmic
(Our morning sex orgasmic)
Listen up
I'm a vagitarian, never a contrarian
Taking all the bitches home
Tulsie, Liz, and Marian
Cut the cheese out of my diet (cut the cheese out of my diet)
Got a blunt I'm about to light it
Cuz I don't only eat my greens, I smoke em up and riot
(smoke 'em up and riot)
Yuh tofu and tempeh
She said she got a boyfriend
Think that bitch is gonna scare me
Baby, I got all the ice
I talk mean, I'm never nice
Except when I'm a Chi Chi's
Subbing meat for beans and rice

We say "MILFs, no milk"
Pussy no cock
She dancing on my lap but I'm looking at the clock
"Sorry little cutie, you know I'm about the booty
But this ain't no happy movie, only came here for your coochie"
Yuh! Yuh!
(Only came here for your coochie)

No dairy no meat
(No dairy no meat)
Can't believe I'm on a beat
(Can't believe I'm on a beat)
The little baddie in the back
The only honey I'll eat

[Outro]
God hates f*gs
(It's not that vegetable-eaters are bad people)
God hates f*gs!
(It's just that they're ... terrible people)