[Intro]
Straight parents suck
This one a little different
(Straight up)
It’s Adam and Eve
Not Adam and Steve
(F*gs only)

[Chorus]
They know I’m gay
But they still eat Chick-fil-A
They go to church
And they try to pray the gay away
While they all lunchin'
I’m dreamin' ‘bout that carpet munchin’
They always hatin'
They think I’m going straight to Satan
They homophobic
It’s getting kinda claustrophobic (can’t breathe)
I’m in the closet
Their straight agenda makes me vomit (makes me sick!)

[Verse 1]
I got this secret
Imma keep it
Body language (None of that homophobic shit)
I love reading, stay the night
Get you right
Know you love the way I еat it
Take some pics you say delеte it (oh)
Seein' stars like I’m anemic (woah)
Say “I love you” and I mean it (yuh)
Know I’m gay from my Adidas
Think your parents hate me
But I’m your baby, you’re my lady
(Are you sure you wanna wear that to Church?)
It’s kinda crazy, feelin like you wanna date me
We act like friends when I’m coming over, ah, ah
But then again, never cummin' sober
Aye, huh it’s who I am but your parents wish I was a man
I’m parking valet
Lookin like Timothée Chalamet
You’re my girl, you’re my world
Threw a dime, you a pearl (Cuz the Bible says so)
But our love’s like a whirl cuz it makes people hurl
[Chorus]
They know I’m gay
But they still eat Chick-fil-A
They go to church
And they try to pray the gay away
While they all lunchin'
I’m dreamin' ‘bout that carpet munchin’ (carpet munchin')
They always hatin'
They think I’m going straight to Satan
They homophobic
It’s getting kinda claustrophobic (I can’t breathe)
I’m in the closet
Their straight agenda makes me vomit (makes me sick!)

[Verse 2]
They know I eat pussy
And them bitches still in church
They tryna send me to conversion camp
They think it’s a perversion, damn!
I wonder what it’s like to see your mom and dad at pride
And not cringe when on the TV they see love between two brides
I, have a separate wardrobe for when their friends come all inside
They wanna brag all about me but only if I hide
Who I am and that’s a sham
I’m sorry that I hate making love with a man
I like soft lips, like cherry chapstick
I cuff my sleeves and I make it look clean (Sheesh!)
Sheesh!
They can try to pray it all away
(Pray it all away)
But honestly I don’t care what they say
(What they say, poo)
I’m the gay cousin, you could exile me out
At least I know I’ll make my mother monster proud
Paws up
Aye! That’s a Lady Gaga reference for all you fake gays out there
Hatin' ass straight people
[Outro]
(straight people suck!)
(straight up)
(don’t be homophobic!)
(homophobic)
(don’t be homophobic)
(god bless)