[Intro]
Straight girls suck! straight up
It's Lonnie on the track
Oh my god, I love Hayley Coyote!
She's so good!
F*gs only

[Chorus]
Gay for da clout
Gay for da clout
Aye
Gay for da clout
Gay for da clout
Aye (Not me)
Gay for da clout
Gay for da clout (Who?)
Yeah you know what I'm about
And I'm gay for da clout

[Verse 1]
I don't eat pussy
That's not what I'm about (Gross!)
Tell my Instagram I'm gay, yeah
When I give a shout (Yeah?)
I don't get hundreds of likes so
Imma start to pout
Bitch I said that I was gay
Where the fuck is all my clout?
Bitches be like
"I gotta be drunk to show interest"
Scrolling through Doc Martens
All up on my Pinterest (So cute!)
Stepping outside and my fit all vintage
(Yeah I just like thrifting)
Streets, I'm the queen
In the sheets, I'm a princess
*record scratch*
Comment on pеople's pictures
"So sick, so rad"
Follow Instagram models
Just to say thеy bad
Only listenin' to Clairo (Yeah)
When I act sad
Then I went to Delta Chi
And fucked a guy named Chad (Gross)
Girls are so hot
But I really love dick
I just wanna act different (Yeah)
With my straight clique (Yeah)
Can't lick, sell bricks
All I talk about is chicks
But tonight I'm with Chad
And he can't find my clit
Oh my god, do you listen to King Princess?
I love him, he is so good!
What the fuck Chad?
Girl in Blue slaps. Period
[Chorus]
Gay for da clout (Aye)
Gay for da clout (Aye)
Aye (Gay?)
Gay for da clout (Uh)
Gay for da clout (No way)
Gay for da clout
Gay for da clout (Who? Yuh)
But you know what I'm about
And I'm gay for da clout

[Verse 2]
You said I've only dated men
But tonight I'm switchin' sides
Now I'm not Amanda Bynes
But I know that's a "Fat Lie"
Spin the bottle when you're high Does not equate to being Bi
Miss me with your fake nails
High rise smize
Putting on a snapback
Just to get a Snap back
I think it's fun for now
But I could never take a vow
Watchin' Ellen with your mom
Does not mean you're a Tom
Boys are your vibe
You should just stick to your side
You wanna be a cele-sbian?
Girl, you're not Ashley Benson
I know you think it's trendy
And you wanna be different
You're busy with Brad
And him missing where your clit is
You wanna be involved
And after a few Claws
You're ready for the strap
But never gonna text her back
Lead her on for the power
Then go back to your *sigh*
Straight man of the hour
(Wait. Harry Styles likes boys, too?)
Alright straight girls listen up
Lemme break it down real quick
*record scratch*
[Outro]
Not a femme
Not a lipstick
Not a pillow princess
A stem or a stud
Tryna kiss her for some bud
Making out when you're drunk
When your mans is in a funk
Tryna get at his attention
With your special friendship
I'm done
Come on straight girls
You know the vibe
You're not a top or a bottom, Britney
*record scratch*
You're a heterosexual!
Stop! Get some help!