[Intro]
(Straight men suck! Straight up)
Yo, this goes out to all our baby stemmies out there
We see you
Fags only

[Verse 1]
Going out to the clubs, hot summer night
Just looking for a girl who would treat me right
Only issue is I don't know how to find it
Shoot my shot but these straight girls declining
And I'm with the whole team and we all look clean
But I'm still so confused by my sexuality
I know I like girls, but do I like men?
(Aye)
Or do I just like attention?

[Verse 2]
Summer 2018 I'm so single
In a small town, I cannot mingle
Nobody is remotely gay
Surrounded by abortion signs, corn fields, and hay
(Aye)
Am I straight, am I bi, am I gay?
I'm so confused all my youth
I didn't picture my first love to be online
Always told it was a crime
(On Twittеr)
I'm not comfy with myself
Don't know who I can tell
What if they think that I'm peeking in thе locker room
(I'm not)
Like chill, if my type is girls it isn't you
(It isn't you, Britney)
Yuh I don't know what is my label
But I'm feeling like I need their appraisal
[Chorus 1]
When you're gay and it's summer
And you're looking for a lover
Can't find one in the club
Only men who wanna fuck
It's confusing when I'm drunk
I'm so lost so I hook up with someone that I don't love
With someone that I can't love

[Chorus 2]
When you're gay and it's summer
And you're looking for a lover
But can't find a girl to love
You just got to wanna fuck
You looking at yourself
"Should I do it for amusement?"
Don't need all that confusion
You'll only end up losing

[Verse 3]
Bruh we need to go somewhere gay
(Like really fucking gay)
Like really gay
Yeah
Where should we go?
Portland?
Portland kinda far away
But it's gay
That's true
Where stem squad at?
Uh. I think they're in LA
[Chorus 3]
When you're gay and it's summer
And you try to find a lover
But you don't really know where
To even go
And you wanna get away
To a pretty little place
Somewhere that you feel safe
Where the women like ot chase you

[Verse 4]
Uh I don't think we're in Portland
Where are we?
(Welcome to Lez Island)
*Gasp* There's so many women
(Oh my God!)
(Cuff your sleeves! Cuff your sleeves!)
(Is that Hayley Kiyoko?)
(Holy shit)
Hot gay summer
So many women
Beacon but I'm still going fishing
360 nosedive in the pussy
Like ​I'm swimming
Give her that look
And she knows that I'm hitting it
Getting so high on her body
Like it's Ritalin
Sipping coconut rum
Use 2 fingers and a thumb
Then I make her cum
It isn't rocket science
Your mans is fucking dumb
It is what it is, bitch
Shawty don't sell seashells by the seashore
But she tell me that she's never felt this good before
Pina Coladas and bikini-less tacos
She tell me her name Natasha
Not [?]
But in my bed she feel like ciabatta
The way I'm toasting her bread
Her biscuits getting red
I put her in her place
Imma top her when she's looking hot
I'm in Bikini Bottom
My heart [?]
Lebron the way I shot 'em
Margaritas for me
While we n*** on the beach
I'm surfing that body
And I feel like Kehlani
The way I'm sipping this honey
With the chance like I'm sunny
The way I ride [?]
Got my tummy all fuzzy
[Outro]
I'm so glad we're on Lez Island
Thank God the Tik Tok lesbians aren't here
Oh wait
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
I'm the one fucking your daughter-in-law
The way I handle pussy is no longer bourgeois
We tiki but I make sure she take off my bra
We chilling by the beach and we drinking white claw
She ask me if I wanted it
I said "shawty nah"