[Machine Gun Kelly]
{*Beep*}
Welcome to Dick Chicken, home of the Dick Chickens
Where we got Dick Chicken Pizza, Dick Chicken Nuggets, Dick Chicken Fish
Dick Chicken Curly Fries, Dick Chicken Sticks, and just plain old Dick Chickens
This is your main man, Papa Dick Chicken
Go ahead with your order
You lowlife piece of Dick-Chicken-eating shit