Lazy day
Makes me feel like I'm dyin'
I'll take a deep, deep breath and hold
It till the whites of my eyes are red
Just like Chandler's were back in high school

Cloudy day
Makes me feel so afraid
That the IRS has my name on a list
Somewhere in a filing cabinet
That hasn't been touched since 2013

I will spoil the ending for you
I will ruin three years of your life
I can hope that I don't fuck up
I also hoped David Bowie wouldn't die

But I want to be perfect
But last time I tried
Got a cut on my lip
And the whole image died
As I sink my teeth into the side of this road
I'll make my family proud
I can show them I've grown

From the lunch that I got you before you went east
The crust that you picked off, that you didn't eat
The cups and utensils that then touched your lips
Are still sitting out because I just won't watch them
Lazy day
Makes me feel like an elephant is using my chest like an ottoman
A place to put his feet as I am suffocating atop of your sheets

I feel my right arm gettin' tense against the weight of the steering wheel
Hot against my hands as I'm pullin' and pushin' back
Against the rain and the wind
Thought about getting a car wash, I guess I'm glad that I didn't

I will spoil the ending for you
I will crash my car when I drive
I can hope that the car's not totaled
So you can sell it for a decent price

But I want to be perfect
So I get mad when I'm not
I wanna drive fast
But I'm scared I'll get caught
I wanna write better music than the music I've written
I wanna tell you things but you'd think I was kiddin'

Been wasting my time, maybe I should just move
Give up on myself, maybe focus on you
I'm startin' to hate my music
I think I'm sayin' too much
Don't like putting myself out there but already fucked
And then maybe I
Would be afraid
Of dyin' of cancer instead of old age

'Cause who wants to live that long anyways?
Who wants to live that long anyways?

And then maybe
I would be afraid
Of dyin' of cancer instead of old age

'Cause who wants to live that long anyways?
Who wants to live that long anyways?