If you deliver pizza on the north side of town
Chances are you're not gunna get tipped
'Cause people who are living on the north side of town
They all live paycheck to paycheck

But you just ordered fifty dollars of pizza
You can afford to give me a dollar
You just bought five seventy-five cent cups of ranch
And I can see the money in your wallet

So don't forget to tip your delivery driver
Especially if it's raining or there's snow
'Cause we delivery drivers are a vengeful bunch
And we know where you call home

So don't forget to tip your delivery driver
Especially if it's raining or there's snow
'Cause we delivery drivers are a vengeful bunch
And we know where you call home