This song's called "i like torture porn movies"

My leg isn’t chained to a bathtub in a basement
And I haven't been sold to an eastern European murder company
And an August Underground reference would go right over your head
And I sure as hell haven't been torn apart by zombies

But gory movies and torture porn are what I like to watch
They make me feel much better about my situation
’Cause I might hate my job
And I might hate myself
But at least I'm not chained to a chair crying for help

Gory movies and torture porn are what I like to watch
And I know he might not be the best guy
But thank you, Eli Roth
'Cause sometimes I feel sad
I don't know what to do
And it helps to watch a college kid get buzz-sawed right in two

So thank you, Hostel
And thank you, Saw
And thank you, the Green Inferno, with your weird weird claw