We saw the Philharmonic Orchestra
And I wore a suit and tie
And you wore a pretty dress
And nobody knew, no, nobody knew we were high
As a kite the whole time

We got a pizza on the ride home
And we sat outside and we watched the headlights
Of passing cars, wonderin' why we were dressed up
With nowhere to go

We were smokin' hookah in my garage
'Cause my parents were outta town
And you got too paranoid 'cause you thought
We were being too loud

And then the Mormon missionaries came by
And that was really awkward, I guess
'Cause when I came back you informed me that
My eyes, my eyes were really red

And no one told me that
Well, things would end this way
And no one told me that
Well, there'd be hell to pay
And I had laid down blankets
And removed the smoke detectors
So that we wouldn't set 'em off
Or get anything on the carpet

I was workin' at some Shay store in the mall
Black Friday, 2014
And I'd been there for eight hours, since
Since like eight in the morning, and

I went back to your apartment after that
You asked if I'd been smoking
And I said no but that wasn't true
'Cause I know that you're disapproving

And the next few years, they went a lot like that
Me hiding from you
You would check my phone
Just to get reasons to argue

And I'm sorry, I'm sorry
That things turned out like this
Maybe you didn't really love me
And maybe, well maybe
It's all for best
Well maybe it's all for best
No one told me that
Well, things would end this way
And no one told me that
Well, there'd be hell to pay

And I had laid down blankets
And removed the smoke detectors
So that we wouldn't set 'em off
Or get anything on the carpet

And I thought I was doin' right, 'cause
We were cool and no one could touch us, and
I thought it'd be somethin' you'd like
I guess I didn't think it through well enough