[Verse 1]
Well I'm the son of God
I am Jesus Christ
No wait, I’m Michael Cera
I'm a McDonald's Sprite

And I am filled to the brim with rage
And I’m not coming down
Unless you're taking me with you

[Verse 2]
I am a Zoloft ad
I am a bowie knife
I am my friend's first car
I am his iPhone 5

And I am riddled with glitches
I am malfunctioning
I am broken past repair
Then you ask how I am doing

[Pre-Chorus]
And you said you would do your best to be there
I knew I never should have believed you
But if I show you my scars, will you show me your scars?
I know yours will look much worse 'cause
Scars look worse when they're new
And you remind me of Haley in the very worst way
I remember sitting in our band uniforms at the back of the hallway
That's when you said

[Chorus]
We were gods
We were titans
We were mob bosses, we were oh so very violent
And we said "No one can hurt me 'cause I've hurt myself
Any stone you wanna throw is a stone that I’ve already felt"
Anyway
Anyway

[Verse 3]
Well I’m the Son of Sam
I think I'm gonna kill you both
I am a Bed Bath & Beyond
I am a couple bullet holes away
From telling you the things that I wish I had never felt
You were holding back your tears
While I was holding back the crowds

[Bridge]
And you were made of wax and you stood too close to me
You found out that I really really like to burn things
And I am your savior for not destroying you then and there
[Chorus]
We were gods
We were titans
We were mob bosses, we were oh so very violent
And we said "No one can hurt me ’cause I've hurt myself
Any stone you wanna throw is a stone that I've already felt"
Anyway
Anyway

[Bridge]
I wanted you to feel better
Wanted me to feel better too
Found out you were psycho
Found out I was psycho too

But you were the Hitchcock
And I was the other guy
I was Anthony Perkins, you were
Vera Miles

[Pre-Chorus]
And you said you would do your best to be there
I knew I never should have believed you
But if I show you my scars, will you show me your scars?
I know yours will look much worse 'cause
Scars look worse when they’re new
And you remind me of Haley in the very worst way
I remember sitting in our band uniforms at the back of the hallway
And that's when you said

[Chorus]
We were gods
We were titans we were mob bosses, we were oh so very violent
And we said "No one can hurt me 'cause I've hurt myself
Any stone you wanna throw is a stone that I've already felt"

We were gods
We were titans
We were mob bosses, we were oh so very violent
And we said "No one can hurt me 'cause I've hurt myself
Any stone you wanna throw is a stone that I've already felt"
Anyway
Anyway