[Verse 1]
It's Sunday mornin’
I've got my shoes on
I'm doin’ dishes
I'm gettin' drunk
I got a story
I'd love to tell you
But I don't think that you want to talk

And I've been thinkin' a lot
About my first few years
I've been thinkin’ a lot
About dyin’

How you were learning manual
In your dad's old Jeep
How you almost killed us at the crossroads of Country Club and Walnut Creek

[Pre-Chorus]
And I got a lot of things to say to you
You got a lot to say to me
I wonder how long it’ll take before you spit out what you're choking on

[Chorus 1]
And I hope you buy a house
And it's a good house
Hope when you have kids
That they are good kids
I hope you open a little bagel shop
That only serves good bagels
And cream cheese
[Verse 2]
It's Monday mornin’
I got my shoes on
I'm doin' laundry
I'm gettin' drunk
Sent you a letter
And I know you got it
But I don't think that you give a fuck

And you said "Hey, I just got this
I know it's been two years
Been really busy, just got married
And he's got a real good job
And he takes me to Disneyland almost every Christmas
I don't think that you could ever pull that off"

[Pre-Chorus]
And you got a lot of things to say to me
I got a lot to say to you
'Cause you look happy
I hope I look happy too

[Chorus 2]
Well I hope you get a job
And it's a good job
Hope you quit that job and get a better job
I hope your mom still makes really good jalapeño poppers
Like she did that Thanksgiving
With cream cheese
[Bridge]
I've had a hard time
Pickin' up the pieces
When somethin' like this breaks
It's gonna take a long time to fix it

I've had a hard time
Pickin' up the pieces
When somethin' like this breaks
It's gonna take a long time to fix it

[Chorus 1]
And I hope you buy a house
And it's a good house
Hope when you have kids
That they are good kids
I hope you open a little bagel shop
That only serves good bagels
And cream cheese