[Instrumental Intro]
She only speaks in beeps and dial tones
And I'm tryin' to call her now but she won't pick up her phone
And it feels so good knowing I'm not alone, and I don't have to be
Lookin' for new ways to impress you
Pickin' up new hobbies like
Basket weaving or starting a blog
Supporting the shittiest bands and listening to their songs
'Cause if the game is not sayin' what you mean
You are the ten-time reigning champion
In the United States
'Cause I am pretty sure there are people better than you in Britain
The crowd will scream and clap their hands
As you advance to the final round
And I will watch half-stoned from a living room
On a TV without the sound on
Without the sound on
And I wear a blue and gray-striped cardigan
It came in a box with my address on it
In my ex's handwritin'
And it feels so good knowing I have my Morrissey t-shirt again
But I will wash it before I wear it
'Cause it is probably poisoned, and
When the cloth touches my skin, my skin will deteriorate
Just like the memory of you is slippin' from my brain
'Cause if the game is not sayin' what you mean
Well you are the ten-time reigning champion
In the United States
'Cause I am pretty sure there are people better than you in Britain
The crowds will scream and clap their hands
As you advance to the final round
And I will watch half-stoned from a living room
On a TV without the sound on
Without the sound on