[Verse 1]
The year was 2007 I was kicking a soccer ball to blow off steam
When I kicked it over the fence and my dad said
I had to go ask for it politely
So I walked over and the guy who lived there said
The neighbor’s dog would tear me apart
Well he said he would’ve gotten it himself but he was a veteran
Yeah he only had one leg and one arm
So I explained the situation to my dad
And he called me a lying son of a bitch

[Chorus]
Daymon Judiah Ryan
There is no way in hell or heaven
That a man with only two limbs lives in the house behind us
You need to man the hell up and stop being so afraid
It’s just a stupid soccer ball, what’s the worst thing that they could say?
And if I find out that you’re lying there will be hell to pay

[Verse 2]
The year was 2003 I don’t remember a lot about 2003 at all
Except for the time I was fucking around and I broke my mom’s antique skillet from the civil war
So I told her what had happened and she stared at me as I cried
And I stared back, back at her and I saw a few tears slip out of her eyes

[Chorus]
Daymon Judiah Ryan
There is no way that we can fix this and
The only time you’ve ever shown remorse was in 2003
You need to man the hell up and stop being so fucking vain
I wanna see some tears of guilt, yeah you need to feel some good old pain
And if I find out that you’re lying there will be hell to pay
[Verse 3]
The year is whatever fucking year it is now
And I still think about this shit on rainy days
I get so claustrophobic, start bouncing off the walls and start looking for something entertaining
So i start thinking about every shitty thing my parents have ever said to me
And I, I will get really, really really really depressed and remember
Why I am so fucking insecure