[Verse 1]
Maybe one day when I feel successful
I can fill a fridge with Topo Chico
That I bought with my Sam's Club membership
Instead of buying single bottles from the Albertson's
And everyone would always say "Look that's so fancy drinking water from a glass bottle, that's so classy."
I was jealous of the kids with the fride in their garage where the dad would keep their beer but the kids would always take 'em

[Chorus]
And I know somewhere out there you're living your best life
I hope where you are now the view is real, real nice
And I hope no one discovers your secrets
And I hope no one discovers mine
I hope by the time everyone finds out
I've already died

[Verse 2]
Maybe one day when I am confident
I could tell you off like you told off my friends
And they could put you on drugs like they put me on drugs
Remember when I drank all your wine and drove home so fucked up?
My windshield was iced over and my defrost wasn't working
I stuck my head out the window and I felt the snow falling
Even at 30 miles an hour it felt like needles on my skin
I remember feeling oh so warm in that moment
[Chorus]
And I know somewhere out there you're living your best life
Right next to the train tracks where they keep you up at night
And I hope no one discovers my secrets
And I hope no one discovers yours
I hope someone writes a book about it
And I find it in a book store
Titled "How You Fucked it All Up"
New York best-seller for over a month
It starts with breakfast that hits a little too close to home
Some incoherent rambling about kidney stones
And I hope somewhere out there I'm living my best life
I hope the place that I'm living in looks real, real nice
I hope someone discovers my secret before I do
I think I've already found yours out but I'm not sure if it's true
[Yelling]
And I know somehere out there you're living your best life
I hope where you are now the view is real, real nice
And I hope no one discovers your secrets
And I hope no one discovers mine
I hope that by the time everyone finds out I've already died
And maybe one day when I feel successful
I can fill a fridge with Topo Chico