[Verse]
Took a beer and a whole ass blunt
To the shower and
I'm not coming out till the snow fucks off
Not going to work cause I only slept for an hour
I was too busy having drinks with your mom

[Chorus]
I'm in Margaritaville
I'm in fucking Neverland
I'm so fucking high that I don't
Think that you can comprehend all of
The science that I'm reading about
All of the robots that are sure to
Blow my brains out and
I found something real but in Houston
I found something that makes me feel useless
I found something toxic in Houston
You don't believe well I can't prove it

[Verse]
I wanna eat a whole package of fucking bagel bites
And watch Buzzfeed Unsolved
I wanna run naked through my backyard
And rob every store in the mall
[Chorus]
I'm in Margaritavillе
I'm in fucking Neverland
I'm so fucking high that I don't
Think that you can comprehеnd all of
The science that I'm reading about
All of the robots that are sure to
Blow my brains out and
I found something real but in Houston
I found something that makes me feel useless
I found something toxic in Houston
You don't believe well I can't prove it

[Phone dial noise]
Hello?

[?]

[Chorus]
I'm in Margaritaville
I'm in fucking Neverland
I'm so fucking high that I don't
Think that you can comprehend all of
The science that I'm reading about
All of the robots that are sure to
Blow my brains out and
I found something real but in Houston
I found something that makes me feel useless
I found something toxic in Houston
You don't believe well I can't prove it
[Outro]
I found something real but in Houston
I found something that makes me feel useless
I found something toxic in Houston
You don't be...