Man, my man santa gonna let my man rudolph get bullied like that
Man, betrayed my man
You know rudolph and rudolph and rudolph
Rudolph and rudolph and rudolph and the bullies
But do you recall, when you let my boy rudolph get bullied?

Rudolph the red nose reindeer, was the coolest of them all
And if you ever saw it, you would even agree with me- you really would!

All of the reindeer used to laugh and call him names!
And they never let poor rudolph join any of their reindeer games
(skrrr, yuh yuh)

Then one foggy christmas eve, santa came to say
"rudolph with your nose so bright, why don't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
And then you know what rudolph said?
"wow santa clause, why do you have to ask me to guide your sleigh after you let me get bullied like that and didn't defend my back?"
Santa, why didn't you defend my main man rudolph?
This why i didn't give you any cookies this year, cyanide in yo milk
Peace out santa clause, fuck you santa