[intro]
Murda on the beat so its not nice
Im sad
*sniff*
This is a sad song if you didn't know already
Hit that fefe, she a keke
One day i walked down the street
I saw a kid, about 4'3
He got knocked the fuck out by a tree
[main song]
Okayy im gonna get into more sad topics now so prepare yourself
I woke up in the morning, stubbed my toe
Got stabbed by my cat
I figured it was a rat
Opened my fridge that morning
There was no pepsi
No pepsi cola
Im sad
IM SO SADDDDD
I could just cry
I checked my phone afterwards
I lost a snapchat streak
*sniff*
And i ran out of toothpaste
*deep breathe*
I realized i lost a twitter follower
I knelt down and felt like crying
Then i realized
I poured the milk first
"bro what the fuck?"
IM SO SADDD
I could just cry
I walked to my friend's house
Turns out they were having a party without me
I cracked the best joke i had
And no one laughed
[outro]
I looked down at the staircase below
And thought "this is the end"
I texted the ones i loved
Made amends with my soul for pouring the milk first
And jumped
"agh....fuck.."