[Intro: Eddy]
Child, child prodigy
They be playing Paganini
40 hours everyday
Yeah

[Chorus: Eddy]
Ling Ling, do you love me?
Are you practicing?
Say you'll never ever play the viola
'Cause you're gifted
And you're Asian
And you win competitions
Ching Ching, do you love me?
Are you practicing?
Say you'll never ever play the viola
'Cause you're gifted
And you're Asian
And you win competitions

[Verse: Eddy]
You be winning all the competitions
When you were only 3 'cause now you are the jury
You started learning violin when you were just a fetus
And you're the reason why all of us will be just peasants
And when you play Pag you use fingered octaves
2 octaves higher with double harmonics
Right hand staccato, left pizzicato
If it wasn't enough you are also a doctor
[Break: Eddy]
Child prodigy
I buy you a Strad but you want Guarneri
Don't dishonor family

[Chorus: Eddy and Brett]
Ling Ling, do you love me?
Are you practicing?
Say you'll never ever play the viola
'Cause you're gifted (Aaaaaaah! *laughs*)
And you're Asian

[Outro: Eddy]
And you win competitions
Ching Ching, do you love me?
Are you practicing?