EXT/INT. GREEK DINER - EARLY MORNING

MATCH CUT Miles’ face, annoyed.

Peter STUFFS HIS FACE while Miles watches. This is not a normal Spider-Man.

PETER: I love this burger. So delicious. One of the best burgers I’ve ever had. In my universe, this place closed six years ago. I don’t know why. I really don’t. (the check arrives) You have money right? I’m not very liquid right now.

MILES: Can we focus?

PETER: Uh huh, sure.

MILES: The other Peter--

PETER: (reaching for Miles’ burger) You gonna eat that? I’m listening.

MILES: The other Peter said he was going to be showing me the ropes.

PETER: Wow.

MILES: You got any Spider-Man tips you can tell me now?

PETER: Yeah, I got plenty. Disinfect the mask. You’re gonna want to use baby powder in the suit, heavy on the joints. You don’t want any chafing, right?

MILES: Anything else?

PETER: Nope, that was everything.

MILES: I think you’re going to be a bad teacher.

PETER: Mhmm.. Look up where Alchemax is.

MILES: (reads from his phone) A private technological campus in Hudson Valley, New York. (excited) You can teach me to swing on the way there.

Peter LAUGHS.