[Verse 1: Scott Wozniak]
Madden '03 and 4, you play it for the lore
Packed with stuff you've never done before
Madden '97, turn it to eleven
This game can cure all kinds of depression
Madden 25, what, did we travel through time?
(Nah, I mean it was pretty alright...)
John Madden Football, now I've seen it all
It shows how the mighty just refuse to fall

[Chorus: Scott Wozniak]
Pick any game you want, you have my guarantee
Because there's a Madden just for me!

[Scott Wozniak (Speaking):]
Yeah, I know. I hate talking politics but everybody has a right to Madden, just ask the Madden 3DS community. Those guys get it!

[Verse 2: Scott Wozniak]
Madden Overdrive, not a nosedive
EA Sports, you continue to thrive
What's their bottom goal? Their honest intent?
Providing players with pride and accomplishment
Madden CD, oh boy, oh gee
Why can't these things start growing on trees?
Madden '08, it's nirvana on a plate
[Phone Caller (Speaking):]
I don't like that one

[Scott Wozniak (Speaking):]
You're a f*cking disgrace

[Chorus: Scott Wozniak]
Pick any game you want, you have my guarantee
'Cause there's a Madden just for (not you) me