If I were a flower
Baby, would you water me?
And plant me in the sunlight
And let me make friends with all the honeybees

If that's okay
Doodududoo
I just get kinda lonely, you know, being a flower
Doodududoo

I won't be a bother
Just protect me from those pesky weeds
I promise I'll grow as tall as
The tallest flower that you've ever seen

Dang, that's pretty tall
Doodududoo
Doodududoo

When I die, put me to dry
On your wall!
Between the drawings of Campbell's soup
That you love, by Andy Warhol!

They are pretty cool drawings
Doodududoo
I mean... I like 'em!
Doodududoo
Dang it, I don't wanna go