I love you like an alcoholic
And I like the way that you think
But you don’t like my unhealthy habits
And the way that I’m always bent over the sink

Because substance abuse is a little bit risky
From LSD to meth to skunk weed and whiskey
But I’d give it all up to catch your attention
Cause I wanna see you at my intervention

You like no drugs, no gods and no masters
But the reason I do them is so I can die faster
You care about my abuse and my strange addiction
You want me to outlive my previous prediction

Because substance abuse is a little bit risky
From LSD to meth to skunk weed and whiskey
But I’d give it all up to catch your attention
Cause I wanna see you at my intervention