Chief Keef
MONKEYS SPINNIN MONKEYS FREESTYLE (Director’s Cut)
[Verse 1: Big Dick V, Big Dick B, Big Dick V & Big Dick B]
Freestylin' is what I’m here to do (Yuh)
I fucked on a dude
In the last one, we went off
I smoked a blunt so hard, so big, I didn't even cough
Except
It was actually a cock
(Yo, yuh)
[Grapefruit technique]
I'm fuckin’ on these dudes
They send me all the n***s
Yeah, I get lewd
And made him my brood
Yuh, I fucked on a dude, I'm fuckin' on these dudes
I'm fuckin' on these dudes
Call me R. Kelly
'Cause I pee on these bitches (Yuh)
I peed so hard that she had to get stitches
Yuh, freestylin' is what I'm here to do
And you already know that I fuck on these dudes
(Yuh, yuh), he is Big Dick B (Yuh)
He got a big PP (Yuh, ay)
Yo, k
Hoppin’ on this beat, ’bout to beat his meat
It's somethin’ 'sational
I must repeat
Like the Heat in two-thousand thirteen (Yeah, ooh)
I'm thirteen!
BBC, it's finna bleed
Grab that fucker, make him scream
Choke on his cock until that shit bleeds
Okay, I’m back in the track
Your shit is so whack
I'm 'bout to pull up, fuck him dack (Ooh)
Like Dak Prescott on the Cowboys
Got a big ass and some nails boy
Yuh, ay, yuh, ay, yuh, ay
I am gay (Yuh, ay)
No shame about it
I don't fuck with them tit pics (Yuh)
I only fuck with them big dicks (Yuh, ay)
Thaiboy Digital is my idol
I fucked a dude so hard he turned suicidal
Ooh!
Yuh, ay
I gave him backshots, (Yuh), then I sucked on his cock
Wildcats
He grabbed a Wildcats shirt (Yuh, ay)
When I see these dudes, I twerk (On their penis, yuh, ay)
Ten hours, ten hours
A-
And I'm the meanest, while I'm sippin' this leanest (Yuh, ay, yuh, ay)
Your girl is the fiendest (Yuh)
I'm a fiend for nicotine
NO NICOTINE!
Even more than I sip lean (Yuh)
(Okay, let me take it, let me take it)
Nicotine, bitch, that's something light
I pull up smoke weed and then go catch a flight like (Ooh)
Hop on this track, you already know it
BBC so big, I like to stroke it (Ooh)
Monkeys spinnin' monkeys? That shit's weak
Hop on the beat and beat his meat
Grab this bong, it's right here
(Uh, bitch), Last time I saw you, bitch, you looked like a queer
Yuh, I fuck on these queers
While I drink beer
Yuh, ay, yuh, ay
I fucked on a dude, I got Covid
I gave it back to him
'Cause I bloweded
Blowjob
Blew his penis
And now he looks the leanest
'Cause he works out
Then I blew his back out
And I twerked on his cock
I smoked a blunt and didn't even cough (Yeah)
I'm coughin' in the coffin
I'm never stoppin'
Yeah, ay, yeah
Never stoppin', this beat is boppin' (Yeah)
My feet are droppin'
Suckin' wiener while I'm drop toppin'
Yeah, ok
I am here
I'm sippin' beer (Yeah, that's you)
You know I am queer!
After that, took her to my place, kicked her 'bout
Might fuck a dude, his name was Lace Yuh His name was-
This beat is boppin'
My balls are droppin'
Droppin', droppin'
Ballin', shotcallin'
Ridin' two seats and then I drop top it
(Ooh), after that
We went home
Fucked a girl in my bed
And then
I had
To call
My best friend and he had a big schlung
Yuh, he is hung
You know I hit the bung (Yeah)
Talkin' 'bout a bong
Ay, beatin' (Yeah) my chest like a motherfuckin'-
With Spencer, makin' songs
Yuh, beating my chest like I'm Hong Kong
What are you on?
I thought you were my boy
Now you used me, like some sorta fucking toy (Yeah)
Do the dip, fuck your bitch
Get some penis pills, drop 'em on the floor
Your Mom is a fuckin' whore (Ooh, yeah)
I fucked your Mom, I did
I'm sorry
Yeah, he's sorry (Okay)
After that, I looked at your Dad
His dick was big, he was looking kinda black (Glad)
Hold up, pause
That's not right
Fucked him so good
And then I went into a bike
On a bike
And then I saw a dyke
After that, man, I had to shit twice
Yeah, I'm fucking on these dykes
Call me the Dark Knight
'Cause I am black and I'm batman
And I'm back, man
And I eat flan
I saw a lamb
Except it was actually a sheep
Back to the house- I nutted on his sheets
After that, man, we did a threepeat
And after that, we cuddled and she runed (Ooh)
After that, we did the fucking spoon
Oh! He threw a spoon!
I'm fuckin' dudes on my way to the moon
I have a balloon
It's a, It's a testicle
Yeah, testicle
I have cancer and it's chronicle
A testicle, I'm testicle
A BBC that I might have to stroke
Holy shit, I'ma get on my knees and I'ma folk
Ay, and I'ma motherfucking grab up on that fucker (Doo-Doo)
Grab up on that dyke, I fucked her like a bot
And then, after that, I swerved and did the drop
After that, I know I keep sayin'
Bitch who the fuck are you? you better stop playin'
Yeah, Yuh
You better stop playin', I will whip you (Hehehehehe)
Pray to your knees 'cause I'ma insert my peen
And make you bleed
I'ma deflower you
Make you get on your knees and suck that P
P
P
So big that it's fucking green
Ho-Woah-Woah a whooping giant
Fuck you and then I had to lie
I'ma give you HIV (Magic Johnson, Yuh)
Magic Johnson, back to back threepeat
Magic Johnson? Number 32
God, I fucked him so hard, his balls were turning blue
Yuh, I'ma give you HIV (Yuh)
And then, I drink this lean
Spencer got on
Lucas hat
But you know that I am a batman
Fat, rat, cat, dak, sack
And you know that I am back, man
Mack, hack, grack, I do this everyday
And you know Spencer is fat, man
After that, you might call me fat
I'll fuck a girl and while I'm fucking a rat
Rat-a-tat-tat
That is my name
Big chains on my neck like I am Lauren Gray
(Ahhh)
OW!
My chain is too sick
And my dick is really big
YEAH! AND IT'S ALSO VERY THICK!
He threw a hat at my balls, it really hurt
I think I'm gonna throw up
'Cause he hurt my balls
And I'm slobbin' on knobs in the halls
Yuh, he hurt my
Testicles
He hurt my testicles
And I'm flexin' in this gold
Yeah, am I what? Mikey White
Whybie Duvolve, you know I shoot it three times
Three times
All of it, on God
Ooh, ay, and I have a thong
Yuh, you can keep talkin' I'ma hit that bong
Not worried about you 'cause I'm not worried about you (Yuh)
I might be acting very weird
But your Momma steady, she wasn't a queer
So I took her to this bed right fuckin' here
I clapped her twice, then I read about and she called me nice
Yuh, I nutted in her ear
Then, I called her a queer
And I'm sippin' on this beer
Yo, ay
Beer, queer, ear, fleer, basketball shootin'
Ay, I don't wanna shoot you (Ay, I am a flea)
I might have to dunk and poop you
Ay, you see this white fuckin' paper?
That's the size of my schlong, just kidding it is not
Man, I might have to go do a ding-dong-ditch up in this house
My penis is small
After that, and he hit my balls
And I'm out after that freakin' verse (Yo)
That was like 10 minutes of freestyle for free, bitch
Yuh, ay, yuh, ay, yuh, ay
I fuck on these dudes
While I send them n***s
I cummed on his back and then he turned black (Yuh, ay)
I got gold on my finger

[Interlude: Dean Norris]
But listen uhh, you're watching too much loli hentai
And uhh, to be honest with you I'd rather you-I'd rather you do meth at this point, you know what I'm sayin'?

[Verse 2: Big Dick V, Big Dick B, Big Dick V & Big Dick B]
I'm batman and I'm back, man
Spencer is fat, man
If I had to be on this
I'ma hump on this beat
And then, after that, I'm going to beat his meat
After that, I'll take her back to my place
And after that, man, I wish I wasn't disgrace
We are so elite like we some kikes
Is that your dude?
Fucked him so good, he turned into a dyke
After that, man, you can call the cops 'cause I'm suckin' on yo balls
BBC, you know I'm stayin' steady and doin' withdrawals (Yuh, yuh, ay)
He's-