[Intro]
Ow, ow, ow, ow
Ow, ow, ow, ow

[Verse 1: Danny and Alex]
What do I do when my girl calls me at night?
Says she just wanted to talk
But I can tell through the phone I know that she's been crying
Said we should go for a walk
But I know what she wants to say ("we’re done")
That something don't taste the same to her anymore
And all there's left to do

[Chorus]
Is get a breakup haircut
I’ll get a fade for Jade and a fro for Zoey, yeah
Breakup haircut
I'll get a trim for Kim and it short for Kourtney, yeah
Break up with me, that's alright
I'll just cut my hair tonight
Break up with me, it's all good (It's all good)
There's a barber in my neighborhood

[Verse 2: Danny, Alex]
What can I say when the next one texts some bullshit?
Like you're just not my type
I never yell, I just pick up my gel and I comb it
’Til it stays just right
But we can break it up, I swear (I swear)
Tomorrow I’ll be rockin' Jheri curls in my hair
("You are a complete idiot")
‘Cause all I’ve got to do

[Chorus]
Is get a breakup haircut
I'll get a fade for Jade and a fro for Zoey, yeah
Breakup haircut
I'll get a trim for Kim and it short for Kourtney, yeah
Break up with me, that's alright
I’ll just cut my hair tonight
Break up with me, it's all good (It's all good)
There's a barber in my neighborhood

[Post-Chorus: Danny and Alex]
(There's a barber in my)
(There's a barber in my)
Oh yeah
(There's a barber in my)
There's a barber in my neighborhood
(There's a barber in my
There's a barber in my
There's a barber in my)

[Bridge: Danny]
I'll get a pixie for Trixie
Never leave it the same
And I'll chop it all quickly
Make it rhyme with her name
I'll get a pixie for Trixie
Never leave it the same
And I'll chop it all quickly
Make it rhyme with her name
‘Cause all I've got to do

[Breakdown: Danny]
Is get a breakup haircut
I'll get a fade for Jade and a fro for Zoey, yeah
Breakup haircut
I'll get a trim for Kim and shave it all for Molly, yeah

[Chorus]
Break up with me, that's alright
I'll just cut my hair tonight (My hair tonight)
Break up with me, it's all good (It's all good)
There's a barber in my neighborhood

[Post-Chorus: Danny and Alex]
(There's a barber in my)
(There's a barber in my)
Oh, yeah
(There's a barber in my)
There's a barber in my neighborhood
(There's a barber in my)
(There's a barber in my)
Oh, yeah
(There's a barber in my)
There's a barber in my neighborhood

[Outro]
(Breakup haircut)
Get me a
(Breakup haircut)
Oh, you know I need a
(Breakup haircut)
I need a cut
(Breakup haircut)
I need a cut
(Breakup haircut)
A breakup cut
(Breakup haircut)
A breakup cuts
(Breakup haircut)
And all there's left to do
*snip, snip, snip*