Good Guy Mentality Skit

{George The Priest}

I believe that your right

We should respect the dead

Weather they are in heaven or not



{D-Fens}

I agree with you

But do you respect the dead little boys in your backyard



{George The Priest}

Can you please stop mentioning that



{D-Fens}

Ha

Fucking with you is funnier than a pair of fucking titties

Having one nipple going left and the other going right

You know fucking east and west

Haha



{George The Priest}

Your horrible you know



{D-Fens}

I know I fucking am

I'm also a fucking unicorn

How about that

I identify as a fucking pizza

Cuz I am what I eat



{George The Priest}

Besides that

When you were doing this lean did you have any love ones to stop you tho



{D-Fens}

If I’m being honest with you no

I didn’t even have a girlfriend to stop me

If I had a girlfriend maybe

Just maybe

I might have love her

Instead of the lean

And put my love towards her more



{George The Priest}

Why would you be distracted by a girl?



{D-Fens}

Well because I wouldn’t have done it

Simple enough

But the girl I was in love with didn’t love me back

And I might have gotten my addiction worse

If I was actually with her

Cuz she does more drugs than the people I know where I live

Well she lives here too

So

Dam



{George The Priest}

I’m glad that you didn’t go with this girl

But how come you didn’t get into a relationship with her



{D-Fens}

Because I was into little boys eheh



{George The Priest}

Really

Seriously tho



{D-Fens}

I put the fucking girl on a pedestal

What else do you want more

I wanted a fantasy of fucking spending the rest of my life with her

While I was being the nice guy

As the good guy mentality

Was in my fucking brain



{George The Priest}

What is this mentality



{D-Fens}

Eh are you fucking kidding me

Oh thats right your a priest

You get no pussy

No pussy for you

Well let me use this as an example