What’s a Telephone Bill?
[Intro]
Hello, baby
Yes, it's your friendly phone fanatic again
Oh, yeah, I'm loaded
With verbal rap ability, baby
You know, you inspire me to poetry
So listen while I recite naughty nothings
That'll wet your eardrums
[Refrain]
I'd like to, I'd like to, I'd like to
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, can I make sweet love to you, baby?
[Verse 1]
What I'd like to do would be good to you
And if ya hang up on me now, I'll be through
[Chorus]
I'm just living and I'm loving, waiting for the moment
When ya got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?
[Interlude]
According to way the way you make me feel
I guess you'd call me an obscene phone-caller
I'm not a storyteller though, baby
I'd rather be with you, meet to meet
Oh, a sort of physical love, like, bubba
Oh, you're the sweetest fantasy I know
You
[Verse 2]
Excuse me if I seem obscene to you
I'm being real and that seems the thang to do
[Chorus]
I'm just living and a-loving, waiting for the moment
When ya got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?
I'm just living and a-loving, waiting for the moment
When ya got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?
[Refrain]
Oh baby, uh, uh, uh... why don't you just hang on?
I'd like to (Yeah...), I'd like to (Yeah...), I'd like to, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'd like to make sweet love to you
[Bridge]
Ah no, not that, baby
I wanna be real with you
Let me just breathe in your ear hole, baby
Ah...
Ahh – ahhh... Don't fake me out
G-g-g–g-g-g-gi-gi-girl...
I love you, baby
I'd like to make sweet love to you
Let me see if I can hit that note again...
I love you, baby!
Ahh – ahhh...
G-g-g–g-g-g-g-yeah-goo......
I'd like to make sweet love to you
Can you just explain to me what key are you in, baby?
Ahh – ahhh...
G-g-g–g-g-g-g-yeah-goo......
I'd like to get real funk-kay
I'd like to make sweet love to you
[Chorus]
I'm just living and a-loving, waiting for the moment
When ya got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?
I'm just living and a-loving, waiting for the moment
When ya got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?
I'm just living and a-loving, waiting for the moment
When ya got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?
[Refrain]
Ahh – ahhh...
G-g-g–g-g-g-g-yeah-goo......
I'd like to make sweet love to you
[Outro]
Shh... yeah...
Maybe I'll manicure your toenails
And uh, make sweet love to you, girl
Rub my body with yours
Wait a minute, operator, hey, hey, I'm not talking to you
Hello, baby
Yes, it's your friendly phone fanatic again
Oh, yeah, I'm loaded
With verbal rap ability, baby
You know, you inspire me to poetry
So listen while I recite naughty nothings
That'll wet your eardrums
[Refrain]
I'd like to, I'd like to, I'd like to
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, can I make sweet love to you, baby?
[Verse 1]
What I'd like to do would be good to you
And if ya hang up on me now, I'll be through
[Chorus]
I'm just living and I'm loving, waiting for the moment
When ya got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?
[Interlude]
According to way the way you make me feel
I guess you'd call me an obscene phone-caller
I'm not a storyteller though, baby
I'd rather be with you, meet to meet
Oh, a sort of physical love, like, bubba
Oh, you're the sweetest fantasy I know
You
[Verse 2]
Excuse me if I seem obscene to you
I'm being real and that seems the thang to do
[Chorus]
I'm just living and a-loving, waiting for the moment
When ya got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?
I'm just living and a-loving, waiting for the moment
When ya got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?
[Refrain]
Oh baby, uh, uh, uh... why don't you just hang on?
I'd like to (Yeah...), I'd like to (Yeah...), I'd like to, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'd like to make sweet love to you
[Bridge]
Ah no, not that, baby
I wanna be real with you
Let me just breathe in your ear hole, baby
Ah...
Ahh – ahhh... Don't fake me out
G-g-g–g-g-g-gi-gi-girl...
I love you, baby
I'd like to make sweet love to you
Let me see if I can hit that note again...
I love you, baby!
Ahh – ahhh...
G-g-g–g-g-g-g-yeah-goo......
I'd like to make sweet love to you
Can you just explain to me what key are you in, baby?
Ahh – ahhh...
G-g-g–g-g-g-g-yeah-goo......
I'd like to get real funk-kay
I'd like to make sweet love to you
[Chorus]
I'm just living and a-loving, waiting for the moment
When ya got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?
I'm just living and a-loving, waiting for the moment
When ya got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?
I'm just living and a-loving, waiting for the moment
When ya got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?
[Refrain]
Ahh – ahhh...
G-g-g–g-g-g-g-yeah-goo......
I'd like to make sweet love to you
[Outro]
Shh... yeah...
Maybe I'll manicure your toenails
And uh, make sweet love to you, girl
Rub my body with yours
Wait a minute, operator, hey, hey, I'm not talking to you