[Intro]
What up, boys
You already know who it is
Its Lil Minecart here
Back at it again with another Minecraft letspl- I- rap
Lmao y'all thought I died bitch libtard owned I'm immortal
The only thing I'm dying is wool
420 rap baby
Oh- wait, it- it's 420- aw- aw- shit

[Verse 1]
Puff on the stanky, pass it then go thank me
Ya blockas be lanky
Pranking
A real blocka banking

On the twenty sack, plenty stacks
Getting back
Getting us a 20 pack
Brother looking like a shnack
Got a 64 stack
Got the phattest plants
Smoking weed like it's grass blocks
Pass bongs, phat songs
Sugar cane, novocaine
Tryna get another strain
Phetamines for the sober pains
Fuckin' them hoes like a daisy chain
Burstin' through like a gravy train
Yo girl lookin' hella plain
I do not have to explain
Superficial middle cerebral vein
That shit burst like an aneurysm
Like Jewish tribes done had a schism
Too high I ain't got no wisdom
Like my step dad's alcoholism
Notch is my bride
Y'all think I died
But like Jesus I arise
I ain't crucified
Put ugly hoes to the side
Bitches grind
Girls I like 'em wide
Come get a ride
Coke on the table glide
Nose white up inside
All fuckin' up my mind
Weed the gift for mankind
Yuh
I ain't trippin' 'less it's PCP
There's an ender and he see me
Uh, wait, no shit
That's just the trip
Mind portin' like an ender's dick
Deep in shit
Mind gettin' ballistic
Just bein' realistic
Drink a potion of swiftness
Take my blunt and hit this
Green so bad that shit stick
Hair so greased it stay slick
Finding diamonds like sixth sense

[Interlude]
Yuh
Aw yeah baby
Woo
I'm on fire baby
Woo
Ho-yeah
Wooooo
Aight let's get back

[Verse 2]
Runnin' all over the providence
Like my shrimp like my women, bottomless
Cops tryin' to catch, ain't got no evidence
Feds on patrol filled with arrogance
But I'm black so I can't be si-o-lenced
I'm the dopeman just like Eazy-E
And just like an Enderman I see your B's
And B's is blocks
Weed and rocks
Keyed and cocked
Zombie pigmen shocked
Seed in socks
See these shots
I please these thots
They need me lots

[Verse 3]
Dank like a Slurpee
Weed real nice
Eatin' ass like a turkey
Rhymes are spice
High as a kite
Yo girl got lice
Politicians right
Just like the price
Ain't no goonies how I vibe
Got the whole tribe
Over-counter prescribed
Just use a bribe
Round the fire
And we get higher
Than the Tower of Babel
I don't rabble
Just here to play some stoned Scrabble
I don't dabble
Rhymes startin' to dazzle
Getting flint from gravel
Yuh
I have dyslexia
Don't come tryna check me bruh
Got my hoe from Checkia
I'm a real sexy-yuh
Weed the cure to anorexia
Cures cancer too
Got weed all up in my shoe
Pictures lookin' lewd
Rhymes super skewed
Yo mom lookin' like a dude

[Verse 4]
Let's do weed
Getting the Thneed from the Once-ler
Tragedy like Dunkirk
Hat pointy like a dunce, sir
I'm so high that i'm starting to slur
Snatch your bitch for sure
Play Minecraft with her
I'm a pro weed roller
Gas like a leaf blower
Give off a nice odor
Touch your mommy's boner
And I know I'm a loner
But become a stoner
And you'll get some closure

Don't drugs, fellas
And craft on