[Chorus]
Heartburn on speed dial
It's your turn to redial
My eyes yearn for a peaceful while
You were my trainer, I was your totadile
Please wait for me, wait for me

[Verse 1]
How could I ever forget what the fuck I saw in you?
Teeth grin, pixie chin, they were interchangeable, pick and choose
Are you happy you released me, fore' I had the chance to say goodbye?
You prefer the Pokemon that pick you up and make you fly
Did it take you surprise uh, that I wasn't no bitch you could lay the smackdown to?
I like my shit raw baby even women got that notable sweetooth
I'm gonna beat you to the punch, but I don't mean you couldn't redeem yourself in my eyes in a fucking week or two
But somehow we manage it, cutting shit off again
I don't wan' cover it, that I must operate
True love, mosh pit
For real, is it?
Over, then get
To your planet
Is the planet so close to a star that it's hot?
I hope you look at us on earth with peace into your pod
I hope your phone didn't melt when it got too fried
Cause how else you gon' see my texts and hit reply?

[Interlude]
Life is odd, Life is odd
Life is odd, Life is odd
Life is odd, Here lies Amanda Todd

[Chorus]
Heartburn on speed dial
It's your turn to redial
My eyes yearn for a peaceful while
You were my trainer, I was your totadile
Please wait for me, wait for me

[Outro: Ash Ketchum]
I'll just tell all the other pokemon that you're on a trip
And that someday you'll come back maybe