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The Incredulous Ballad Of Shadman
[Verse 1]
I had a dream about a dream from a dream within myself
Yeah I'd like to fuck myself!
I'm a self important portrait distorted from Horton, the Lord of The Ring of a showman who's boning every girl in the morning, it's boring
After so long of red rovering every blonde bitch from L.A, this motherfucker puts on his work shoes and gets shit faced
Not from Captain Morgan but the overworking poison he laced
Let's talk about that albino tiger that he never let out of it's cage
This is terrible, terabytes of porn lost on his laptop of Mrs. Incredible, damn she thick as fuck but is that thick edible?
Guess that skin was shedible
My lustful appetite was fedible
[Chorus]
Don't call me Shadman aye aye
I ain't a badman aye aye
Just in a dreamland aye aye
Call it a Candyland aye aye
Don't call me Shadman aye aye
I ain't a badman aye aye
Just in a dreamland aye aye
Call it a Candyland aye aye
Hey get up off your fucking ass right now bitch!
[Verse 2]
Neo Nazis are too colorful, may cause a seizure
Remember that fucked up dude who smacked his head on a bleacher?
Teacher, Teacher!
Don't call for help, the citizens of his world only answer back with "welp"
Take off your pants, no condoms, leave some welps
Counting up bands, this my waifu aye, come get your mans
Don't fuck with the world, only fuck with my parents
And my drawing tablet, and my dick glans
[Verse 3]
And you can never take that away from, the south will rise again I swear, it's doomed, it's history
Doomed to repeat itself again on online enemies
Swarm your fucking Patreon like a group of refunding killer bees
And when you call me out I'll be the centerpiece of the attention I wanted from you and your fucking inquiries
About the legality of my shit, you're digging into me
Yeah, keep going, dig some more, buy me more diamond rings!
[Chorus]
Don't call me Shadman aye aye
I ain't a badman aye aye
Just in a dreamland aye aye
Call it a Candyland aye aye
Don't call me Shadman aye aye
I ain't a badman aye aye
Just in a dreamland aye aye
Call it a Candyland aye aye