[Verse 1]
Happy birthday, to moms breathing welfare payment
A penguin marched out of your womb, swimming towards Chilean
Coasts of hosts who will understand, accept me
I had to move on, from krypton, felt so doomed lately and uh
Remember that best friend I had, who woke me up and raped me?
Dragged me out of my sheets, he ain't even try to date me, now I'm scared
Cause I ain't know what fucking feelings are, been so disgusted with my form
Hope I get hit by Rent-a-Car

[Verse 2]
My favorite rapper, yeah he went on up and died. Now I have one more reason to hit quit on this stupid life
But why do I still see goldfish swim in space, out there with Eddie and Owen, over planets that have no face
This a race, and I can see Bowser in first place grinning. He must've known that I'd be in a doctors office tripping
Laughing at the hairs that stand up on my arms, meanwhile the doctor just snaps one of his Twix bars

[Verse 2]
Space jam in traffic, damn this story tragic. Hoping I'd see daylight and Id be trapping all this magic
With Cleopatra and someone like Whitney Houston, going down the interstate with my darker half Rasputin
Thought about Sinders face and then I started fucking puking, and Rasputin, confused to why I did
Told me that its better to fight these fuckers, man you know how long you've hid
You've gotta blow up so big, and come back with a vengeance unmatched
These wounds within your stomach, could never be stitched or patched
And most of those thots you messed with, are gonna end up on Blacked
Or work at a mall sellin H&M Hats, just use your supersonic waves like a shiny Zubat
And strap up, even if its not legal, use your brass knucks, like you're Lord Steven Regal
I promise you these actions will never turn you evil, just look at Smeagle
He looks fine right?

[Hook]
It's your birthday boy, be grateful for your life
Turn to your savior Jehovah, boy I'll make you see his light
When i smack you upside the head, don't step to me or fight
Just take it like a little bitch, be a good boy alright?
Just be a good boy alright?
(hitting sounds)
Fuck

[Outro]
If we don't find
A way home I'll make you see
Our life
Was meant to be