[Intro: Jim Conroy & Grey Griffin]
Don't believe what you heard
'Cause here is the deal
There is no need to panic
'Cause ghosts ain't real!

[Verse: Jim Conroy & Grey Griffin]
"I don't believe in ghosts
They don't give me a fright!
I don't believe in anything
That bumpity-bumps in the night. BRrr..."
If you see things that you can't explain
Best to ignore them, or go insane!

[Interlude: Jim Conroy & Frank Todaro, Grey Griffin & Tru Valentino]
Ooh-oo-oo-oh!
You said they ain't real!
They seem pretty real!
Ooh-oo-oo-oh!
Listen, Mugman, we're caught in a jam
Pipe down, 'cause we gotta scram!

[Verse 2: Jim Conroy & Grey Griffin]
"I don't believe in ghosts
Thеy don't give me a fright!
I don't beliеve in anything
That bumpity-bumps in the night
I don't believe in spooks
But when I'm all alone
I have heard mysterious things
That bang and clang and moan!"