[Intro: Kool Keith]
Yeah
Kool Keith
(DJ Spooky, ha ha)
This is a true story (word)
I was walking down
One late night in the Bronx, Fordham Road
And I seen things
I mean it was, real

[Verse 1: Kool Keith]
Megasonic atomic, utilize frequency
Inabilities format, you try to photograph
European human beings, cruising in the BM
Drop-top, stop and make the girls heads bop
From LA Express, wearin' a fly suede dress
From the mothership, you agree when I flip
Jet rockets computer with money in my pockets
809 scientist flags TV in a Rolex
Ro-ro-romance, sony prepares Joe
We flow, cruise speeds shift slow
Flying saucer, pretend that I never saw ya (never saw ya)
Two people see me green and then need a lawyer
UFOs on Fordham Road can reload
I'm movin' travel, hurt my knee on gravel
[Hook: Kool Keith]
Ahhh, man, So
I'm seein' objects
(What? Uh)
I'm seein' objects
(Seein' objects?)
I'm seein' objects
(What? Uh)
I'm seein' objects
I'm seein' objects

[Verse 2: Sir Menelik]
Two years ago, a friend of mine
Axed me to kick some elevation vine
So I'ma drop the sign for the knowledge today
The rhyme was high-tech and it went this way
Took a test at Howard University
And all these wack MCs amazed by me
Till Keith took me outside in a Space Cadillac
Spooky drove off and we never came back
Spooky cut the record down to the bone
And now we're dropping science on the microphone
Had me near to Uranus, Venus, Mars
Transvestites, gays in bars
Stars in drag, money in the bag
It's hard never been so far from home
Humans nowadays are being cloned
Before this bag blew up I was all alone
Now the space freaks, want to bone
Sniffin' coke and ecstasy [?] 'shrooms
Next they recruitin' here skins in the red room
I'm from the Max Headroom, generations
Perverts, queers, Pee-Wee Herman masturbation
Madison Square, vicious clockin'
Me on stage in a Ferrari looking fly like Crockett
Crockett
[Verse 3: Kool Keith]
"Hold ya fire", that's what I told the FBI
So the other marshalls the incubator baby cry
Federal investigation, at the gas station
You couldn't solve, figure the equation
Look around them little people standin' with some big heads
That was Captain Kirk walking with a black T-shirt
LAPD the nurse asked if my knee hurts
I was in pain, little marshalls tryna take my brain
Hospitals came, detectives wrote down my name
I was to blame, my life never been the same
A true story, I'll tell you if you never bore me
My classmate died, my other friend named Corey
Drinkin' 40's, he jumped out the project window
Stabbed himself wit a yellow number 2 pencil
(Oh Corey)

[Hook: Kool Keith]
I'm seein' objects
(What? Huh)
I'm seein' objects
I'm seein' objects
I'm seein' objects
(What? Seein' object? Uh)
I'm seein' objects
I'm seein' objects
[Verse 4: Sir Menelik]
I got a big Space Cadillac like a Seville
And written right on the side it says "Smokin' Krills"
So if ya see me pullin' bitches, step to the side
There ain't enough lunatic to y'all inside
It's like, first come first crack on base
Coolin' out son, writin' formulas, settin' cases
Laid out cold in a crackhead daze
I'm going through another phase
One of a kind for the people to like
Ever since Doctor Octagon [?] could fight
And all you don't stop the dude it just ain't right
'Cause you're bitin' all your life, beatin' your meat and your wife
Hangin' out at Fat Beats tryna clown
Son, you're wack, don't try to be down
You don't even know your English from your words to noun
You's an MC sucka and you're the clown
As if you see me rockin' steady Bitches hop on my jock
Around the clock, if you let me see
I'm a fifty dolla bill, you sweatin' on my dill
So Menelik always rips the ill, yo
So Kool Keith if you're ready
And beat ya meat 'til ya palms are sweaty
Spendin' millions on porno
Pushin' x-rated tapes in the telly

[Hook: Kool Keith]
I'm seein' objects
Objects objects objects
I'm seein' objects
I'm seein' objects
Objects objects objects
I'm seein' objects

[Outro: Kool Keith]
As I walk down the street
Seein' different things
Like 2 o'clock in the morning
There's another man across the street
He has a long coat on
But his face is green
I go tell the police
They look at me different
Nobody believe me
I go to tell the town
The sheriff
I'm seein' objects
I'm seein' objects