Welcome to the jungle or at least that's what it seems, You never see the cages the illusion is you're free, Every day's a lesson delivered with a smile To remind you there's no future on this planet for a creature truly wild
Zoo class, zoo class, sitting on your ass trying not to laugh in zoo class
Gorillas in the doorway, lizards in the lounge, Offering their camels, Moscow mules are going down, It's a long way to the dance floor, Even longer getting back as the crow flies, even as the crow flies
Zoo class, zoo class, sitting on your ass and trying not to laugh in zoo class
Talk with the animals, fuck with the animals, hump and
Grunt and suck and sweat
Loving like an animal, living with the animals
Tired of the rabbit and pig sick of the cow, dreamed of
Hunting beaver and the balls to fool around
Put a birdie on the bunker she took eagles on the green
And the snake in the long grass ate pussy
And that cat got the cream
Zoo class, zoo class sitting on your ass and trying not to
Laugh
Staring through the glass at the wildlife going past in zoo
Class
Zoo class, zoo class staring through the glass and trying not to laugh in zoo class
Bears are hunting Wall Street, watching dead cats bounce, The paper tigers whimper at the clicking of a mouse, The pigs are grilling suspects; a canary starts to sing, He'll be swimming with the fishes sure as Pavlov's dog drools when that bell starts to ring
Zoo class, zoo class sitting on your ass and trying not to
Laugh
Staring through the glass at the wildlife going past
Pray it lasts forever you pray it's going to last
Learning Life's lessons in situ in Zoo Class
Zoo class, travelling zoo class!