Going around fucking Browntown town
Fucking around, fucking singing about
Mm-hmm! Mmm!
It's a pretty good town, mate

Sas mate came up to me and he says
"Wanna go fishing, Lez?"
And I said "You know what?"
"Why not?"

So we popped down the jetty
Fucking hopped in the tinnie
Started up the cunt
And off we went

Was about noon
Was a fucking good day for it, mate

Sas mate rolled a big fucking doob
Of some skitz shit that he grew
And fucking oath, cunt
Can smell it from here

Hasn’t even fucking lit it yet

So Sas Mate lit the doobscun
Took a great big draw
Kind that'll make your fucking throat sore
Then he passed it to me

(Donny: Aw, fuck, what'd you do then Lez?)
(Lez: Fucking tell you what I did, Donny,)

I took a great big fucking toke
And fucking oath, cunt, it made me choke
And fucking hell, mate, I got so high
Thought I was gonna die

Then I said to Sas Mate
"Can we go shore?"
And he said "Sure, mate!"
"What for?"
Said "I need to hang a fucking bush poo,"
He said "Mate, go do what you gotta do,"
And I said "Mmm, fuck yeah,"
"Fucking oath"

So I’m squatting in the fucking bush
Still stoned off Sas Mate's kush
And I'm pumping out this great big bog
Fucking size of a log

Mmm, hmm-hm! Mmm

So Sas Mate's still fishing
Catching brim
There's no leaves around to wipe my ass
Gotta go for a swim... Cunt