[Verse 1]
Michael
Hold my hand and spin me
'Round until I'm dizzy
Loosen up my chemicals
Michael
Hold my hand and spin me
'Round until I'm dizzy
Loosen up my chemicals

[Verse 2]
Michael
Lick the poison apple
Drag me to the chapel
Pullin' out my centerfold
Michael
Lick the poison apple
Drag me to the chapel
Pullin' out my centerfold

[Chorus]
Police, police, police
Won't you teach me how to play?
Watch you do it every day
Oh, in such a scary way
Release, release, release
Yeah, I want a scab today
Put it in my favorite placе
Kinda hurts, but that's okay
[Verse 3]
Michael
You know, I fuckin' hate her
Yеah, you're such a player
Why don't you just cut her off?
Michael
Save me some for later
Freakin' out the neighbors
Shatter like a Molotov

[Chorus]
Police, police, police
Won't you teach me how to play?
Watch you do it every day
Oh, in such a scary way
Release, release, release
Yeah, I wanna scab today
Put it on my favorite place
Kinda hurts, but that's okay

[Outro]
Shut the fuck up!