[Verse 1]
I never listen that well, but my eyes work fine
Never been good at maths, but she's a 9.9
My geography sucks, yeah, but that's alright
We don't need Paris or Rome to have a good time
Now she's got me thinkin' 'bout her in her Calvin Kleins
Call me Kevin McCloud 'cause she's a grand design
And it's not just her body, I'm talking soul and mind
So I spend a lot of money and I spend a lot of time

[Pre-Chorus]
Thinking this girl feels like the one
But there's this problem I can't outrun

[Chorus]
Her brother drives a Subaru
Her dad's a master in kung fu
Thеy'd kill me if they evеr knew
We've gotta keep it a secret
So don't you dare repeat it or I'm doomed

[Verse 2]
Took her on a date to the cinema
Spent the whole two hours hiding in the dark
Never knew her brother liked Jurassic Park
'Cause he's TNT and I'm the spark
Now I don't even know why they don't like me, like me
It's like every time they see my face, they want to bite me
Maybe when I shook their hands, I shook too lightly
So askin' for their blessing seems un-fuckin'-likely, yeah
[Pre-Chorus]
I know that she's the one
But there's this problem I can't outrun

[Chorus]
Her brother drives a Subaru
Her dad's a master in kung fu
They'd kill me if they ever knew
We've gotta keep it a secret
So don't you dare repeat it

[Bridge]
They tell me that I don't deserve her at all
Committed crimes in a past life
I think that they are just unreasonable
That's why we keep it a secret
And we don't dare repeat it

[Chorus]
Her brother drives a Subaru
Her dad's a master in kung fu
I see them speeding up to my rear view
We've gotta move it or lose it all
Her brother drives a Subaru
Her dad's a master in kung fu
They'd kill me if they ever knew
We've gotta keep it a secret
So don't you dare repeat it
Her brother drives a Subaru
Her dad's a master in kung fu
She's their princess and I'll never do
We've gotta keep it a secret
So don't you dare repeat it or I'm doomed