[Verse 1]
She's got the sweetest face that I've ever seen
But what comes out of it makes me wanna scream
I wanna drink some bleach and breathe in chlorine
Angeline, ,you're so mean

[Verse 2]
She makes my head spin like a washing machine
One day she's interested and then she's not keen
I read about it in a magazine
Angeline, you're so mean

[Chorus]
I'm just a sucker for her constant lies
She's not the angel that her name implies
She loves me, then she hates me and I don't know why
She's so mean, Angeline

[Verse 3]
She makes my heart race like a line of caffeine
She won't reply, but it says read on my screen
Messing with my head is her daily routine
Angeline, you're so mean

[Verse 4]
She makes me feel like I am turning fourteen
It's like Mike Tyson's punched me straight in the spleen
I wanna drench myself in gasoline
Light a match, Angeline
[Pre-Chorus]
And when you get older, I'll be the shoulder you cry on
And when it gets dark and colder, I'll be the one with the light on

[Chorus]
I'm just a sucker for her constant lies
She's not the angel that her name implies
She loves me, then she hates me and I don't know why
She's so mean, Angeline
Yeah, I'm just a sucker for her big brown eyes
She's got me wanting to be euthanised
She loves me, then she hates me and it's no surprise
She's so mean, Angeline

[Bridge]
Angeline, Angeline, Angeline, you're so mean
Why do you do the things you do to me?
You know that when it gets dark and colder, I'll be the one with the light on

[Chorus]
I'm just a sucker for her constant lies
She's not the angel that her name implies
She loves me, then she hates me and I don't know why
She's so mean, Angeline
Yeah, I'm just a sucker for her big brown eyes
She's got me wanting to be euthanised
She loves me, then she hates me and it's no surprise
She's so mean, Angeline