[Verse 1]
Gobstopper
Pill-popper
Tank-topper when the sun gets hotter
Light sleeper
Time-keeper
Stone cold diva with the stuffed crust pizza
Bank robber
Cop blocker
Alsatian with the big dog slobber
Super soaker
Chain smoker
Fire breather with a choker

[Pre-Chorus]
Here's my list, A to Z
All the things that I'll never be

[Chorus]
I got a
Day off so I spend it in bed
I got the same shit song going round in my head
I'm just a procrastinator
A time-waster
I could be
Doing that but I'll do this instead
We'll have a water fight with the hose in my shed
I'll bring my
Super soaker
My super soaker
[Verse 2]
Grasshopper
Ad blocker
Judo chopper with the cherry-on-topper
Ice breaker
Salt shaker
Earthquaker, money maker

[Pre-Chorus]
Here's my list, A to Z
All the things that I'll never be

[Chorus]
I got a
Day off so I spend it in bed
I got the same shit song going round in my head
I'm just a procrastinator
A time-waster
I could be
Doing that but I'll do this instead
We'll have a water fight with the hose in my shed
I'll bring my
Super soaker
My super soaker

[Pre-Chorus]
Here's my list, A to Z
All the things that I'll never be

[Chorus]
I got a
Day off so I spend it in bed
I got the same shit song going round in my head
I'm just a procrastinator
A time-waster
I could be
Doing that but I'll do this instead
We'll have a water fight with the hose in my shed
I'll bring my
Super soaker
My super soaker

[Outro]
(My super soaker)
(My super soaker)
(My super soaker)
(My super soaker)