[Verse 1]
Work hard, play fair
Low cholesterol, full head of hair
Eat well, don't swear
Fill up the Volvo with a thousand mile stare thinking

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm happy
So happy
So glad my
Mum had me
I'm lucky
So lucky
So happy

[Chorus]
Baseball bat
Take that
Smash the gaff
Take that

[Verse 2]
He's at the village fair
He's screaming "I don't care!"
Inside his head of course
Time flies with no remorse
He dreams of younger days
Late nights and escapades
Where did it all go wrong
Inside his head he's thinking
[Pre-Chorus]
I'm happy
So happy
So glad my mother had me
I'm lucky
So lucky
So happy

[Chorus]
Baseball bat
Take that
Smash the gaff
Takе that

[Instrumental]

[Chorus]
Baseball bat
Take that
Smash the gaff
Takе that
Baseball bat
Take that
Smash the gaff
Take that