Stationery Robbery

I stole your pen so you can't even write again

Stationery Robbery

I stole your pen so you can't even write again

Stationery Robbery

I stole your pen so you can't even write again

Stationery Robbery

I stole your pen



I took your HB, 2B and your Sharpie

Your protractor set, laptop and PC

Now you can't write

Nor can you type
Let's just say your office supplies are really tight

You can walk and talk but you can't use chalk

I've even got your blackboard on my jock

I cock-back your stapler with my whole punch caper

The Staples Bandit cause I'm their paperclip taker



Stationery Robbery

I stole your pen so you can't even write again

Stationery Robbery

I stole your pen so you can't even write again

Stationery Robbery

I stole your pen so you can't even write again

Stationery Robbery
I stole your pen



Finders keeper, three ring binders weepers

Death to your desk I'm the cubicle Reaper

No interweb, no internet, no email no

Actually I saw your modem in an old box at my yard sale

Frustration you lack a power point presentation

No pointer, no laser, just a pencil with a worn down eraser

That's right, I'm takin' all your Bics when you're held at ballpoint

I own stapler, paper and your whole punch

And while I robbed your office I even stole your lunch



Stationery Robbery
I stole your pen so you can't even write again

Stationery Robbery

I stole your pen so you can't even write again

Stationery Robbery

I stole your pen so you can't even write again

Stationery Robbery

I stole your pen so you can't even write again

Stationery Robbery

I stole your pen